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Dilly dallying

[h @ruinsunflower]

yes girl eat your first meal of the day at 3pm

[Jdab @JDabz87]

“Knicks in five” is New York for “peace be with you”

[M. @ayosznn]

may your “let me just try” work out beautifully.

[Michelle @D162Michele]

Probably because Ghana never colonised Europe.

[Dr Rahmeh Aladwan @doctor_rahmeh]

Delivered by C‑section from her dead mother's body. 23 years old. 'israel' bombed and killed her. Buried them under rubble. The baby girl was named after her. Doctors gave her a 50/50 chance of survival. She died 5 days later and was buried next to her mum.

Check the date.

[丶 @Justhatejossy]

"Do you all mind if we cancel?"
Me;

[Bayern & Germany @iMiaSanMia]

Ghanaian witch doctor Nana Kwaku Bonsam has vowed to put a curse on Harry Kane for Tuesday’s England vs Ghana

"I am working on Harry Kane. I have shown what I am capable of before so I know what work I must do to stop him. I am not wishing him serious injury. It will be just enough to stop him against my country. I will do my work so that it can help Ghana"

[@dailystar]

[mussie @mussi3x]

It's cute seeing Americans actually thinking they can win the world cup

[🫧 @_Naturaee]

whimsical impressionism

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

Fuck the constitution, get him in office

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

This is your friendly reminder that data centres don’t actually need water. They need a cooling system and are using water because it’s the cheapest way to do it.

[zac 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ModernWrighty]

bank holiday every time a PM resigns

[angeltbh @notyourhom60332]

Everyone when you start doing what’s best for you instead of what’s convenient for them.

[Nebraskangooner @Nebraskangooner]

Winner gets the Strait of Hormuz

[Akbar Zab @ZabAkbar]

Not surprised Gustavo converted to Islam, he was always tawaqul-maxxing and got betrayed by a utilitarian jew name of Heisenberg.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

I saw a comment saying the U.S. is the only country in the World Cup without universal healthcare. And I was like nahhh no way that's accurate.
20 seconds on the world wide web later, THE UNITES STATES IS THE ONLY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD CUP WITHOUT UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE.

[The Flâneur of Bushwick @defidave]

Maybe this was the warmth of collectivism that replaced the frigidity of rugged individualism

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

The final stage of owning an iPhone is carrying a power bank everywhere you go 😭

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

For a couple of days my cat had been showing signs of dying, not drinking, not eating, sleeping and hiding. So I go to the vets today and the vet straight up said. "He looks like he got into a fight and he's depressed he lost, his vitals are fine"
I CANT WITH THIS CAT LMAOO