Rebecca Wells-Gonzalez

I love pretty much everything.

[Rebecca Wells-Gonzalez @rwgonza]

The only data centers we need to be building right now are libraries. #datacenter #library #generativeAI

[Rebecca Wells-Gonzalez @rwgonza]

Holy shit. #BobBaffert is on my plane. I just asked him if he was “a horse racing guy.”

I’ll go die now. #churchilldowns #kyderby #awkward

[Rebecca Wells-Gonzalez @rwgonza]

The reality is that if Alex Pretti had been open carrying an AK-47, #ICE agents would never have approached him. #AlexPretti

[Rebecca Wells-Gonzalez @rwgonza]

An electric blanket you didn’t realize was already on is the warm hug the world needs right now.

[Rebecca Wells-Gonzalez @rwgonza]

@realtalkstruth Junk table for sure

[Rebecca Wells-Gonzalez @rwgonza]

@elonmusk Having a womb means that you have a womb.

[Rebecca Wells-Gonzalez @rwgonza]

@lady_valor_07 Chester Bennington- I heard it on the radio and had to pull over to the side of the road. It wrecked my day, my week, and I still get sad when listening to certain songs. I thank him for sharing his immense pain so I had a musical way to process mine. I wish it hadn’t killed him.

[Rebecca Wells-Gonzalez @rwgonza]

I cooked a ham and I took two slices out of it and my stupid husband guffawed and took a photo and he will NOT SHUP UP about what the ham appears to be. That’s the post. I cannot even. #ham #HomeCooking #christmasham #happyholidays #pork

[Rebecca Wells-Gonzalez @rwgonza]

“no, I can’t right now, I’m tweeting about Harrison Butkers knees” is this how #pilgrim men felt when they saw ankles #ChiefsvsCowboys

[Rebecca Wells-Gonzalez @rwgonza]

I was today years old when I learned that #football players are wearing SHORTS AND SOCKS, not leggings, after seeing the little knee peep from #HarrisonButker during the #Chiefs and #Cowboys game 💀

[Rebecca Wells-Gonzalez @rwgonza]

"An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You should never see an 'Escalator Temporarily Out of Order' sign, just 'Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.'". -the great Mitch Hedburg #trumpunspeech

[Rebecca Wells-Gonzalez @rwgonza]

This is for #millennials from the #south how many copies of the purpose driven life by Joel Olsteen did you get for your high school graduation because I got like five and read zero of them.

[Rebecca Wells-Gonzalez @rwgonza]

You get 🍆 in your notifications. I get roomba. We are not the same. #roomba #toddlermom #overwhelmed

[Rebecca Wells-Gonzalez @rwgonza]

@HighlandsLatin Wierd flex but okay

[Rebecca Wells-Gonzalez @rwgonza]

I mean, I wish you a merry Christmas and all, but if I don’t get my figgy pudding right now some serious shit’s about to go down. #MerryChristmas

[Rebecca Wells-Gonzalez @rwgonza]

I scored 20/20 on MIST-20, better than 96% of the US population. Test your misinformation susceptibility now! What is #YourMIST? 🧐 https://t.co/92EFFZqOzD #misinformation #fakenews

[Rebecca Wells-Gonzalez @rwgonza]

@99_7DJX I need LINKIN PARK in the end for throwback Thursday

[Rebecca Wells-Gonzalez @rwgonza]

@AndrewJBates46 @POTUS @DanaBashCNN Legend.

[Rebecca Wells-Gonzalez @rwgonza]

@POTUS Why didn’t Trump do that when he was president 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

[Rebecca Wells-Gonzalez @rwgonza]

I’ve decided my new zinger will be ‘why didn’t (whoever) do that when (they) were president? Biden’s mic-drop moment was absolutely 👨‍🍳💋 #biden #micdrop #whydidnthedothatwhenhewaspresident