big windell

not a doctor, hate laughing

[big windell @rwindell22]

I use to be indecisive but now I don't know!!

[Jim Irsay @JimIrsay]

Prayers and much love for #87 Reggie...let's pray his right knee gets miracle news!!!!!! Love that man and pray for good news!!!!!!

[Rae @RaeSaidThat]

My ex sneezed and I said bless you. Now she callin the cops just cuz I was under her bed smh. I ain't even get a thank you.

[big windell @rwindell22]

Fyi the zoo staff don't like it when you try to auction off the animals!!!

[big windell @rwindell22]

It's all fun and games till you wind up pregnant!!!!

[big windell @rwindell22]

My liver hurts!!!

[big windell @rwindell22]

If guys wake up with morning wood does that mean girls wake up with morning dew???

[Rusty @PeaceInTruth1]

Coworker: What did you do this weekend?

Me: Dug holes in the woods.

And that is how you get people to shut up.

[Pete Lynch @PJTLynch]

The downside of DVR is getting freaked out by tornado warnings from four days ago

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

Whenever I'm bored at work I like to go hide an open can of tuna in the ladies room trash can and sit back and watch the gossiping begin.

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

Apparently bringing your on mushrooms to this Pizza Hut buffet is frowned upon .... At least that's what my pet unicorn Niles is saying.

[Shaun Right Now @ShaunRightNow]

If you can’t get me turned on, just blow me, and shove me back inside.

- Nintendo game cartridge

[yung mozzarella @iheartgunts]

I use sarcasm as a way of saying "I'm totally being a dick to you right now but I doubt you're smart enough to realize it."

[Serg @bonehugsnirony]

I believe in you. I also believe in dragons, so don't get too excited.

[Snorklhuahua @weinerdog4life]

Found your cat, taped it to the tree with the missing sign, you're welcome.

[Luke Streetwalker @Baxterbix]

Woke up with a hangover to the sound of my neighbor cutting the grass. He can cut around me, I'm not movin'.

[Mz. Selener Cuban @Bbrrysurprise]

I want to be your "We shouldn't be doing this."

[CUDDLES @CuddleYourCat]

Sometimes you just have to say fuck responsibility and jump on the bed naked for a couple hours.