Woody Bombay

I'm the joker. You're the thief.

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@overeasystevie @MikeDrucker Yeah, I dumbed it down for you

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@overeasystevie @MikeDrucker cry harder snowflake

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@bdquinn @BobbyBigWheel

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@yashar @MalcolmNance wonder how many people he convinced to not vote for her first

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@SianaNache79742 @ManMadeMoon they don’t know how to think

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@EdbieLigerSmith I dunno I kinda want to see your mom in a dominatrix outfit and your dad on a leash dressed like the Pulp Fiction gimp

after they’re comfortably retired thanks to the Harris Admin of course

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@highbrow_nobrow welp *is* surprising that they fired him cuz I’d assume that’s the reason they hired him

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@BynumJimmy @dieworkwear

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@MoniFunGirl @atrupar cry harder snowflake

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@IronHorsey2000 @SophiaCai99 Trump was caught eating his own feces on his airplane Monday morning, something aides say he does when he’s anxious

They have given him four enemas in hopes he won’t be able to eat his own feces at least until after Tuesday

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@ringer @BillSimmons sorry pal if brady isn't chucking the ball to gronk or randy moss he's boring as hell

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@crabmonster @whstancil hey einstein, all lingo is made-up

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@mchooyah just can't quit them can you

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@mchooyah which one do you think is hottest?

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@briantylercohen @NikkiHaley yeah but see you have a sense of self-awareness and self-worth

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@ProjectLincoln in the '80s when he got busted for refusing to rent to minorities

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@BethBlackSwan @dieworkwear sweet, sweet, naive beth

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@PatrickRuffini a comment aimed directly, and only, at billionaires

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@theliamnissan more like ‘inside his own ass source’ amirite?

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@JamesHesky the target audience has memory problems …?