David

[ཿ @rubuccas]

a única coisa que eu faria pelas costas da minha namorada é olhar pra bunda dela

[Swervo5️⃣ @4KTSwervo]

Ill never drink alcohol because of this

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad

[Patrick Kane @kaner88letty]

Bad fart day think it’s from all the fucking protein and pussy I’ve been eating

[wade @normalguy824]

If Mexico wins let’s hit up our exes

[Hyper 🌪️ @Hyperjack13]

Europeans watching as the Floridian crackhead lights the 200lb “Hitler rectum” they bought off the dark web

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

The front row of karaoke when I crush Niggas in Paris.

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

6 billion dollars

[hunter* @y2khunter]

I’m cryinnnn 😭😭

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[ripley ⚢.𖥔 ݁ ˖🛸── .✦ @spacephobos]

call that pussy bruv the way im innit

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

eating pussy with my hands at 10 and 2

[🏳️‍🌈The Ballad Of Gay Maxis🏳️‍🌈 @PotentialMaxis]

@thedudeman450

[Matt @CrispEggs]

@thedudeman450