Anna Faris reveals she spent six weeks wearing gloves as a child because she feared being framed for murder:
"I was an offbeat kid with a deep sense of injustice. I was convinced that I was going to be framed for murder... I really entertained the idea. So, I spent six weeks in the summer wearing these disgusting royal purple knitted gloves because I thought anytime I opened anything they were going to catch my fingerprints, as an eight-year-old."
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They need to start saying “I’m gonna ask you for a tip” and not “it’s gonna ask you a question real quick” if you want the tip mama. I know this drink not with more than .25 cents to make (teen girl at the local soda store)
Squidward was in his 40s in 1999 meaning he had his prime years during the AIDS crisis. It’s likely he spent a large portion of his life closeted or self-loathing. It makes sense he would resent SpongeBob’s carefree lifestyle. SpongeBob is everything Squidward couldn't be
Being a big burly bitch kinda sucks sometimes like what you mean my gay ass has to carry all this heavy stuff like girl I’m exhausted from life now I gotta do manual labor on my own time!?