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[MeekMill @MeekMill]

I ain’t been feeling a lot of people lately ... I wonder I’m if I’m trippin or people really just be on some corny shit?

[maybe: clare @clur19]

My boyfriend left his credit card at my apartment and I resisted the voice in my head that said “steal his credit card number and never speak to him again” and I just gave it back to him instead, so I think that we are getting married

[rosalie ogletree🦋 @rosalieogletree]

sorry but if your friend is sad over a boy for the 13675 time u help her over the same boy for the 13675 time

[☈ @rxchxeldixne]

@bdompss Oh lord! 😂 ok I’ll get on it thank you

[☈ @rxchxeldixne]

I need some hair product recommendations pls angels of twitter! My hair refuses to grow and I have to heat style it for work everyday 🥵 SOS

[☈ @rxchxeldixne]

@bdompss I get them about twice a year? Is that enough?

[sabrina. @sabs0ul]

i’m such a “please and thank you” ass bitch. bad bitches have manners. pass it on

[Clementina 🍬 @_Clemm]

That girl in my last retweet really said keeping babies is technically like keeping cum as a pet...I cannot laugh any harder. I have officially seen it all on this website

[CASANOVA @CASANOVA_2X]

EVERYONE ISN’T PROUD OF YOU .THEY’RE JUST SURPRISED YOU KEEP MAKING SHIT HAPPEN..

[sami tansel @samiliebig]

All you girls who lay out every day and go on trips every week and go out every night..how!!!??? where do you work!!!!?? what’s your source of income!!! asking for myself

[𝐃𝐑. 𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐀𝐒 @Therealtyyyy]

I’ll cash app 100$ to whoever can name this exercise 😭

[☈ @rxchxeldixne]

I read this as “spread my lashes..” and it was so much funnier and accurate that way

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Tired of explaining that "I don't have the time" doesn't mean "literally every second of my schedule is accounted for", but rather "I'm giving as much of myself as I'm currently able to give"

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

boys are always like your 2014 hyundai is such a piece of shit check out my 2001 honda accord i replaced the engine with 6 old juuls and now i use it to race

[☈ @rxchxeldixne]

@SamiRubuliak Oh mii god where do u work? Sending thots n prayers 🥴

[Terrace Martin @terracemartin]

If I unfollow on ig it’s ok . We are still cool .i just didn’t want to follow you anymore.

[☈ @rxchxeldixne]

@marie_mcclellan That’s not bad at all, you right!! This list is amazing you should be so so proud 💓