spamantha

[ً @wtffrio]

the feminine urge to say "ouch" when i bump into things that doesn't even hurt

[retired feral rat girl @_mull__]

when you are a retired party girl you still have some of that party girl in you. Like no I do not go out 3xs a week anymore but when I make that special appearance the feral rat awakens like an ancient beast

[unnamed protagonist @gcmmmv]

propping a twelve pack diet of diet coke on my hip… suddenly feeling very maternal…. but i finally met my baby… and a baby might be mine…..

[spamantha @SamiRubuliak]

I wish I could rear end people that don’t courtesy wave

[rae @highmynameisrae]

going to my bf’s tonight and asked him how many days i should pack for-

[tate @50FirstTates]

$120 for a tire rotation? trust me they rotate. buddy how do you think i got here

[Aikna🪻 @aiknaverse]

Me waiting for my boyfriend to kiss me after just kissing me

[hugh jass @Joshwashswag]

ONE CHICKEN FOR WILLY

[Mary Cosby’s Bread Purse @spicykezzinnugg]

Oh my god that is so cunty lmao

[⋆ @sadiyalove_]

Girls when their shower reaches the perfect temperature

[chase @_chase_____]

fuck i completely forgot i need to curl up on my couch and scroll my phone for six hours. can we reschedule

[Mera @mera_angelgirl]

literally every time I take a sip of a Diet Coke I’m speechless for a moment

[spamantha @SamiRubuliak]

@_mmccallum NO

[spamantha @SamiRubuliak]

My new favourite pass time is to look at houses I can’t afford right now

[spamantha @SamiRubuliak]

I have such baby fever help

[spamantha @SamiRubuliak]

@JaydenHawkins11 👀💀

[spamantha @SamiRubuliak]

I tried to fill up my tires today but turns out I’m not a girl boss and had to call my dad to come save me

[spamantha @SamiRubuliak]

@schart96 Yes he’s a noodle

[spamantha @SamiRubuliak]

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