Ryan McCabe

Dad, husband, engineer, sailor

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@OVTweetmarck @franzsherbert We could solve the root cause and reject a continental volume of heat to outer space and they’d still be unhappy.

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@xwanyex We also have ways of punishing people for bad behavior outside the workplace that don’t involve the employer.

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@conorsen The other Sun Belt advantage is that the McMansions come with private offices.

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@OVTweetmarck First few weeks!?

The modern parish has made THAT impossible x

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@OVTweetmarck 38th parallel?

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@MattZeitlin Ending sentences with “no?” is even more exhausting because it demands the interlocutor to engage in conflict from the get go.

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@RiverOaksPrblms This is just forced perspective of the landfills alongside the ship channel.

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@noonanjo I would have liked to see a west coast Shuttle launch

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@eigenrobot @selentelechia AHEM

https://t.co/feMdCYxHee

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@eigenrobot The Texas suburbs beckon.

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@AlexGodofsky @MostlyMonkey Start small… with like a timeshare pitch luncheon.

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@asglidden @mattbramanti I don’t think USAA has ever been cheapest, but they were like a 10-20% premium for excellent customer service and claims support.

Now it’s like 2x the other guys.

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Every CPR class I’ve ever taken starts with:

“So you may have learned this before, BUT the ratios have just changed!”

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@DanielW_Kiwi @MostlyMonkey The premise that “they didn’t build it” because they had investors basically rejects the legitimacy of capital markets.

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@sgodofsk Internal Rate of Recidivism, yes.

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@AlexGodofsky This is my first summer in the ‘burbs with little kids and I’m going to channel this moment on my death bed. Swimming and ice cream cones every night.

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@xwanyex I expect there’s some path dependency. A growing population is a tailwind that begets more further growth. A shrinking population is a headwind that will potentially dissuade family formation.

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There’s an ad I see a bunch that’s like “jeans you actually want to wear on an airplane.”

Jeans are pretty much the only pants I wear when I fly and they’re always fine. What problems are you people having with jeans?

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@GarrettPetersen

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Thank god Tiger Woods was there when Justin Thomas caught that stray.

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@nicksortor Hey Nick,

Tampons are a way to field dress a GSW to not bleed out. Shove the applicator in the wound it expands put pressure to stop bleeding.

Ask Special Ops they know.
When you can’t go to hospital you use those to get out of there.

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@SlumRNA_Dog Other times we must use our voice like a flash-bang.