Ryan Perryman

Mid revolution 📍

[Ryan Perryman @ry_perryman]

Oak milk did you almond milk, what Zoom did to Skype.

[Ryan Perryman @ry_perryman]

I wanna strut through a room like I’m on Euphoria

[Ryan Perryman @ry_perryman]

I live in Australia and I’d really like to strut through a club rn.

[Ryan Perryman @ry_perryman]

Okaaaaay let me juuuust shaaaare my screeeeen.

Okaycanyouseeit?

[Ryan Perryman @ry_perryman]

@didiforget you are a huge inspiration and a legend. 🙏🏼

[Ryan Perryman @ry_perryman]

Hey @nswpolice, it’s one (cruel) thing that you make horses walk through the CBD in the middle of busy traffic. But who cleans up after them? Clearly not the police walking through Market St @ 6:00PM?

[Ryan Perryman @ry_perryman]

I don’t have anxiety but I do have Facebook memories from 2008 and that’s kinda the same thing.

[Ryan Perryman @ry_perryman]

Straight guys using Lynx should be extinct.

[Ryan Perryman @ry_perryman]

You don’t need to apologize for doing what’s best for you - even if it disappoints someone else.

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How's your Monday going?

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@barclaycrawford https://t.co/zmv6feYCqp

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@maccas No need to wait, feast on this Whopper duo.

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@PastorMark Okay boomer.

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I am livid about the idea of Disney doing a Home Alone reboot. That’s blasphemy. Be creative and do original content.

[Ryan Perryman @ry_perryman]

@Optus you have been overcharging me for my handset since march. I am taking this to the ombudsman.

[Ryan Perryman @ry_perryman]

@_hannahlandis You need to look up The Blueboys on Instagram ❤️😍 https://t.co/C53PdwoUJM

[Andrea Garfield @andibeth012]

Can U stand it from these gorgeous adorable #Pibbles🐾 the #BlueBoys💖#SweetnessCutenessOverload😍🤗
If ONLY🙌#All #Dogs especially #PitBulls were treated with so much #Love #Kindness & #TLC🙏...
Happy #WeekendFun🌻🌹🌺 to ALL #Anipals & Followers! #FridayThoughts #AdoptDontBuy

[Ryan Perryman @ry_perryman]

My new fetish is having the back of my neck clippered during a haircut.

[Ryan Perryman @ry_perryman]

Some of you don’t eat the crust on your pizza and it shows.

[Ryan Perryman @ry_perryman]

True friends take time to find.

[Ryan Perryman @ry_perryman]

Imagine meeting the man of your dreams only to find out they make those “machine piston pttssss” sounds when they lift weights at the gym.

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@wiljrussell @JulietaLoc Like.