Ry_Philly

Insert pretentious soliloquy about myself here

[Ry_Philly @ry_philly]

@SumnerMoore @TheLastofUsHBO #retweet

[ligma al gaib @myloreyes]

oO yea chicAgooO

[Ry_Philly @ry_philly]

@Jreda704 @barstoolsports @barstoolchicago Hahaha genius.

[Ry_Philly @ry_philly]

Just took a cab instead of an Uber. It’s was $10. The @Uber was $30 to go 2 miles. Kids. Listen to grandpa. Take the cab.

[Ry_Philly @ry_philly]

@jspector Absolutely

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I just past @anabelaval who I assume is around town at Brick and Cake. I had to refrain from screaming at her to try this mans Carrot Cake. But Ana, if you see this: EAT THE CAKE

[Ry_Philly @ry_philly]

@beveragepodcast You never got the chance to see Provi?! I didn’t know that you never got a look under the hood. Let me know if you’re curious. I’ll show you around.

[Ry_Philly @ry_philly]

I’ve been waiting for this day for four years...and had/have meetings throughout the entire ceremony. Hopefully Gaga and JLo killed it.

[Ry_Philly @ry_philly]

It’s getting real weird out there.

[Ry_Philly @ry_philly]

Someone is screaming outside my apartment that “they don’t want to eat people.”

I couldn’t agree more. I don’t want to eat people either.

[Katie Levans @katie_levans]

Nevada looking at Georgia because no one wants to be the first to submit numbers that send Biden to 270 because they know they’ll get mobbed by Trump supporters.

[Ry_Philly @ry_philly]

My heart-rate monitor has now gone off 3 times in the past hour and a half. TBD if I want to be resuscitated.

[Ry_Philly @ry_philly]

I really hope this retweet ages well.

[Ry_Philly @ry_philly]

Somehow years of scandals, foreign interference, a pandemic, civil unrest, and attacks on our democracy have not prepared my nerves for tomorrow.

Here’s to hoping that a @headspace meditation can do what 4 years couldn’t.
#Election2020

[Ry_Philly @ry_philly]

@Jreda704 At least it wasn’t 100

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After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.

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@mamaKKbeach 😂😂😂

Next they’re going to say that he doesn’t poop either.

[Ry_Philly @ry_philly]

Calling all #BLM supporters, #prochoice advocates, #feminists, and allies: Stand back and stand by. The gays may need you soon.