Ryker Dean

Aemulatio aemulationem parit, discipulus.

[Ryker Dean @ry_ryker]

George Bush doesn't care about black people. Wait? Donald Trump has a dragon soul. I guess we are ok now

[Ꭰeath Ꮹrips @bbpoltergiest]

Death Grips Year of the Snitch album cover

[Ryker Dean @ry_ryker]

https://t.co/5tLfb2GYbm It speaks for itself

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But

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But also like please be near me and love me. I need the companionship

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Tired of getting woken up with cat boops to my face in the middle of my sleep, it needs to stop #stopsophiecatboops2k18

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Like, try to talk about this latest thing in a long string and they immediately worry about assault rifles that I know that 90% of them don't even own. Idk. These people are accepting that this is just a fact of life and that's just hopeless and sad

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Oooh boy, it can be rough living in a red state sometimes. Just the worst type of people

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@KierstenLaLaLa Only they'll get even bigger and I'm gonna start leaving behind trees

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@KierstenLaLaLa Yes!! Still alive. I plan to leave house plants in my wake every time I move to a new place.

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@KierstenLaLaLa Get yourself a tree! I'm going hard on the planting this year for sure.

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I had dreams(nightmares) about paying rent/bills and now I'm waking up to go tree shopping so that's me now~ It's all good

[Ryker Dean @ry_ryker]

Only tangentially related but do we need a relaunch of Roseanne? Sadly no

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Did we ever really need a live action remake of The Flintstones?

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Back to working at VS #money

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Now think about that time I used plebeian like some sort of jackass.

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Leave Chicago. Two days later, get free Lyft rides. Be sad and think about all those times I walked like a plebeian.

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@fish_GILLs_ that's adorable. Now the eagle can live in peace. Depositing other small children in its nest.

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@fish_GILLs_ does Australian Ahab ever harpoon the 50ft eagle? I want to know!

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Reaching Costanza level of awkward