Ryan G

I hate the direction society is heading so I make jokes on Twitter. Don't call me a hero.

[Ryan G @ryagiu]

Balls

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@bryan_johnson Hey @bryan_johnson, just here to say that the fear of death is common to every person on this planet and your inability to accept that is a sign of weakness. Also, talking about your girlfriend's vulva bacteria and son's masturbation habits is just plain weird. Log off, weirdo.

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@jaketapper Jake. What in the actual fuck are you doing. Harvey Milk was also a vet.

Seek help.

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@realmichaelseif Would rather live in a city with free buses than a state building concentration camps in swamps. Next time a hurricane ravages your state maybe the blue states shouldn't bail you out.

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@jk_rowling Why are you devoting your life to attacking marginalized people?

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@jk_rowling If only some rich asshole made it their entire life goal to erase YOUR existence.

You could have done nothing for the rest of your life and have been remembered as a beloved children's author. Now you're just another worthless bigot.

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@BretWeinstein Hey Bret have you ever had dysentery?

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@AnnCoulter Congress voted to accept the statue. Also Cleveland didn't get to keep it afterwards. If I didn't know any better, I would assume you're a bad faith actor.

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@EdMorrissey We must impeach Biden, we can no longer trust him to be President.

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@GeneralMCNews Real leadership means tanking our economy and then reversing course when a country says they want a deal

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@PeteHegseth Question: is sharing war plans on Signal standard practice? If not, there's an alcoholic on your staff that needs to go.

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@elonmusk @FBIDirectorKash @TheJusticeDept Did another one of your rockets explode?

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@RT_com Would you feel better if we just pushed you out of a window?

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@mkhammer I'm sure the anti-vaxxer we just picked for HHS Secretary will renew the lost trust

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@shadihamid Thanks for answering the question "how hard can one smash the unfollow button?"

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@elonmusk My greatest solace is that you'll never be funny, and this is legitimately killing you.

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@NewYorker You had me at "Thousands of MAGA supporters poured into the Capitol"

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@RT_com Oh man wait until you see what Russia is currently doing to Ukraine

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@jk_rowling Most people would just stop being a big douche

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@brent_haynes19 @hwinkler4real The federal government provides disaster relief to states, such as hurricanes and terrorist attacks. If you don't get it, then you're either an idiot or an asshole. Choose wisely.

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@shadihamid Yes, God would have wanted us to vote for the billionaire who cheated on his third wife with a porn star