Ryan Carle

[Noted Tide Hoops Enthusiast @michaelpage__]

Eating quesadillas

[Ryan Carle @ryan_carle]

@lost_in_metal @doss_jay @Atlantasportguy IMO you’d definitely have to have a rule preventing rematches

[Ryan Carle @ryan_carle]

@Atlantasportguy They always have to find something to feel superior over and cry about

[Ryan Carle @ryan_carle]

@Atlantasportguy Kirby can recruit but he is NOT a good X’s and O’s guy. Blows my mind that people still think that. It’s all been his recruiting + Pittman’s godlike O line coaching ability. Kirby’s decisions have been awful.

[KB @kbnoswag]

Every girl who liked this tweet last summer is going to a country concert this weekend with her 23 year old fiancé who has his last name tatted on his back and he’s going to cheat on her with his second cousin who just graduated high school

[max homa @Maxhoma]

I’ll let u in on a little secret. In Ubers I lie about what I do so I don’t get bombarded with questions. I say I’m a realtor & for the first time ever, the Uber driver is in the market for a home & I am so deep in this web of lies I think I’m actually working for him now

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Sarah Huckabee Sanders is leaving, or as Sarah Huckabee Sanders would say, "Sarah Huckabee Sanders is not leaving."

[Ryan Carle @ryan_carle]

@JakeMaiello Not an issue for landsharks

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Doctor: and do you smoke or drink?

White kid from suburbs: no but you can do it around me idc

[FLORIDA @UF]

G⚾️ GAT⚾️RS!

[Matthew Doyle @MattDoyle76]

JULIAN GREEN WILL LEAD US TO TRIUMPH IN THE 2018 WORLD CUP

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

GOD: 8
ANGEL: 9!
GOD: We shouldn't do this drunk
ANGEL: 10 lol
GOD: 15!!
ANGEL *mouthful of pizza* 25
GOD: 30!!
CENTIPEDE: *tearing up* stop giving me legs, I look stupid
GOD: ONE HUNDRED LOL
ANGEL: LMAO

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

9th inning summary

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

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[Ryan Carle @ryan_carle]

@jackKryan_ @BarstoolGT lol. good to see that cognitive dissonance of “Chubb and Michel are a once and a decade backfield” and “Chubb and Michel will easily be replaced by two underclass men” extends to the whole team