Ryan

I'm very mainstream. Originality is overrated.

Retweets are endorsements; stop being cowards.

[Ryan @ryan_kimberley]

Peggy rang the bell today. This is my only social media outlet so thanks for the support and if you don't know what I'm talking about just appreciate some good news.

[Ryan @ryan_kimberley]

Everybody ready for the circle pit call out in the beginning but the cardio is lacking in the scene.

[Ryan @ryan_kimberley]

11:30 AM is afternoon. It's not morning anymore. Don't hit me with the technicalities or semantics.

[Ryan @ryan_kimberley]

Moving like you don't know where the fuck to find me.

[Ryan @ryan_kimberley]

Go Cyclones!! Big 12 tourney champions!!

[Ryan @ryan_kimberley]

@TheAsaHoffman Hell yeah bruthr 🤘💗

[Ryan @ryan_kimberley]

Boys got it done and I'm here to do it again tomorrow. Let's go clones!

[Ryan @ryan_kimberley]

Going to Hilton South tomorrow to witness your Iowa State Cylones get it done. Never been before so stoked.

[Ryan @ryan_kimberley]

There's like a 3% of people who know what I'm saying here.

[Ryan @ryan_kimberley]

Just saw a piccolo section five deep on the ISU pep band and I'm just here to say there ain't no way. Like what the actual hell.

[Matt Easley @Matt_Easley50]

Brockuary

[Ryan @ryan_kimberley]

The moon is pink

[Ryan @ryan_kimberley]

I have it on a decent source that Roy's is changing menus next week. This will be the last weekend you can get fan favorites such as chicken wraps, patty melts, and breakfast burritos.

[Ryan @ryan_kimberley]

If I had my own world, I'd love it for all that's inside it.

[Ryan @ryan_kimberley]

This is old but gold

[DSM Police Scanner 🎆 @ScannerDSM]

Fight with a weapon: Union Park. 2009 Saylor. Caller says a black male is fighting with a black female. Female is armed with a scooter and it looks like she is going to hit him with it.

[Ryan @ryan_kimberley]

Only a fool can make a difference, and they don't really get a choice.

[Ryan @ryan_kimberley]

You ever walked through an 'employees only' door just to see what it felt like?

[K-Ci’s “Alizeeeee” adlib on “How Do U Want It” @IceQuebe_]

JK Rowling gon pull out some deep cut slurs when she finds out y’all done turned Hogwarts into an HBCU.

[Gene Meyer @GeneMeyerLOL]

Hardcore is just Emo with a gym membership.