Ry

“only dead fish go with the flow” -ELK

[Ry @ryan_priore]

whoah, chill bro. you know you cant raise your voice like that when the lions here.

[Ry @ryan_priore]

Love ya big dog ✅✅

[Ry @ryan_priore]

Dear @NintendoAmerica kiss ass for taking super mario 3d all stars off of the eshop for digital purchase. You have majorly ruined my day. Sincerely, a supporting customer since i was like fucking 5 years old. All i wanted to do was play sunshine.

[Ry @ryan_priore]

Continue working 7 days a week to make extra money or jerk off on onlyfans…. Hmmmm is this rock bottom?

[Ry @ryan_priore]

Am i getting drunk tn? I think yes

[Ry @ryan_priore]

@DamienMofucka I actually cant believe it and their not the only ones that steal from me dude im finna cut everyone off

[Ry @ryan_priore]

Bro these mfs stole my beer and my weed straight out of my crib WHILE I WAS COOKING FOR THEM LIKE ARE U KIDDING ME

[Ry @ryan_priore]

@DamienMofucka Bro im so done being nice and a good friend to the wrong ppl and that was literally their second chance

[Ry @ryan_priore]

@carlmander @Lady_Echidna Fist bumps @carlmander * Ballalalalalala.

[Ry @ryan_priore]

@CharbabyClayton Literally the ballad of a weekend warrior bartender. Ive worked 24 hours in the past 2 days and have been on the fence of being drunk and hungover and having to be at work for back to back doubles its a way of life lmao

[Ry @ryan_priore]

@CharbabyClayton Ordering a mf scotch?

[Ry @ryan_priore]

Look at the way this animal is staring at his savior… 100% love and gratitude in his eyes. We do not deserve dogs.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Tank. He limped over to journalist @OzKaterji on a street full of destroyed armored vehicles in Bucha, Ukraine. He was alone and scared, but happy to follow a friendly voice. He was brave at the vet and is finally sleeping while the search for his people continues. 14/10

[Ry @ryan_priore]

I would just like to say, if you call your ex after TWO YEARS of not speaking to them telling them you miss them and all this mushy shit, THEN you post shit with a brand new sig other not a week later then there is a special place in the darkest part of hell for you.

[Ry @ryan_priore]

@YungPolak I have one on my toilet and let me tell you…life changing

[brandon* @brndxix]

guys do the balls go in the condom too please hurry it’s urgent

[Ry @ryan_priore]

@feelsbadmanJPEG @tomsegura Oh wow yeah i didnt even realize you said segura lmao

[Ry @ryan_priore]

@pot808o Bruh i drink like 6 beers and i die the next day getting old is trash

[Ry @ryan_priore]

@feelsbadmanJPEG @tomsegura Hes in poughkeepsie tn