Ryan Reitmeier

I’m taking karate classes online.

[Ryan Reitmeier @Ryan_Reitmeier]

@bingusballs735 @FeelsAdcMan @Marni_OSRS @xeankekton @JagexAyiza @JagexPheasant Jagex does not approve plugins on the hub - it’s done by volunteers. There’s a reason it says “use at your own risk”

[Ryan Reitmeier @Ryan_Reitmeier]

@BasedIllinoisan

[Ryan Reitmeier @Ryan_Reitmeier]

@BasedIllinoisan What makes you say that? Basically every predication is fairly dire right now (understanding that it’s way too early for polls to be useful)

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

I totally dominated you at the museum dude. Pondered every piece for a couple seconds longer. Scratched my chin with more curiosity.

[Colyn @colynelliott]

so this just ruined my day

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[corb @awshuqs]

[four little monkeys]: who knew jumping on a bed could be this fun?

[the fifth little monkey]:

[Shelley Zedkat @shelley_zedkat]

sources tell me humpty dumpty is stable.

please god.

[cooper @marnieapologist]

my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport

[Orikron 🇵🇹 骆培思 @orikron]

Mississipi today if the Ming emperors had not issued the prohibition on private maritime commerce (海禁) in 1371 and stifled every attempt of the emerging chinese maritime bourgeoisie to use the world's largest navy at the time to do literally anything

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Ah, well, the thing is, when I said we should "circle back to this in the new year", you have to understand that I genuinely thought this day would never come. I thought holiday forever

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Commenting “AI slop” under pictures of my friends’ kids opening presents

[Jake Milkshake @bagmonsta]

How it feels getting a shirt at Christmas then putting it on and wearing it all day

[skooks @skooookum]

They’re saying they’ve never seen a 31 year old man wrap presents like that. They’re saying I might need to see a neurologist. They’re saying it gives “first day owning a pair of hands”

[Joe @electionsjoe]

I would gladly pay more in taxes to never have to deal with insurance ever again.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare while buying all the homes

[Ryan Reitmeier @Ryan_Reitmeier]

@historycalendar It's FDR and it's really not close (even though Teddy was great). WW2 alone makes him the victor, but the New Deal just cements it further.