Ryan Salak 🐀

I’m the one gettin’ fancy with the spices

[Ryan Salak 🐀 @ryan_salak]

My state is under water but you do you bud

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

This is a National Emergency...

[Alex Call @ACAD_27]

Can we please get the soft porn ads off playoff broadcasts, TBS, Fox, NBC, @MLB? My son wants to watch baseball with Dada, but how do I justify that when a half-naked women could come on screen anytime?? This is America’s Pastime. Parents shouldn’t have to worry about this.

[Foul Territory @FoulTerritoryTV]

Please take 60 seconds out of your day to watch this Mike Vasil interview. You will not be disappointed.

(Via: @CHSN_WhiteSox)

[Ryan Salak 🐀 @ryan_salak]

@toga_party_ AI slop

[Dave Jageler @DaveJageler]

As we bring the curtain down on another Nats season, a heart felt thank you to Nats fans for listening all year long. It is a true honor to be your voice of summer thru the ups and downs of 162 games! As so we begin the Season of Silence. 😥

[Ryan Salak 🐀 @ryan_salak]

@HuskGuys AI slop

[Ryan Salak 🐀 @ryan_salak]

@HuskGuys AI slop

[Ryan Salak 🐀 @ryan_salak]

@HuskGuys AI Slop

[Jay, Non-Binary Dumbass @ThirstyAssAlt]

Like people say “Kobe” before shooting a basketball, I like to say “Hemmingway” before getting hammered and depressed

[Rays Shack @WeAreAllShack]

“The good news for the nats they have their cleanup hitter up, the bad news for the nats is it’s Jose Tena” the FS1 call not holding back lmao

[Buster Olney @Buster_ESPN]

So in return for the first of four years of tanking, the Orioles get zero playoff wins and the prospects from the Red Sox. Make it make sense. Well, the ownership at that time made a lot of money.

[Ryan Salak 🐀 @ryan_salak]

Nats relievers thinking of all the ways they can blow this lead

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

HE'S BALD he's bald and he's torturing people who have hair

[Ryan Salak 🐀 @ryan_salak]

@WeAreAllShack I don't think people are picking Ford because he's all that good, rather our current catchers are actually atrocious and they want to see some semblance of talent at that position.

[Ryan Salak 🐀 @ryan_salak]

NOBODY beats the Washington Nationals TWELVE times in a row!

[Ryan Salak 🐀 @ryan_salak]

He puts Brady House at bats in the same sentence as Josh Bell at bats. Why are we treating Josh Bell like he's a prospect?? He's like 40! Just DFA him, my god

[Ryan Salak 🐀 @ryan_salak]

“Yeah we made some really really good contact, just hit it to the wrong spots. Those’ll be hits eventually, I know it” -Davey, probably

[Ryan Salak 🐀 @ryan_salak]

Has Davey not been talking about trying to go deeper in counts?? How does an 8 pitch first inning happen? Are they just ignoring the game plan orrrrr

[Ryan Salak 🐀 @ryan_salak]

@Northernlion I’ve got 2 hours left in Vancouver what do I do

[Ryan Salak 🐀 @ryan_salak]

Who’s gonna send gifts to Rubenstein’s office?

[Ryan Salak 🐀 @ryan_salak]

Y’all mind if a white boy gets a little scrappy??