Ryan Schaefer

[Lawrence Police @LawrenceKS_PD]

Pro tip no. 3 of the night. If you're under 21, don't hand an officer a fake and try to pass it off as yours. It only makes it worse

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

that one lit friend who always blasts bad & boujee at parties

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

In 1996, Death Row Records released "Christmas on Death Row," a holiday album featuring explicit lyrics and artists like Snoop Dogg.

[NBC Sports Hockey @NBCSportsHockey]

Ryan Miller turned into a shortstop last night and made one of the greatest saves...EVER!

(stick tap @Sportsnet)

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Ex: you have time to talk?

Me:

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Dad of the year...

[Jordan Strack @JordanStrack]

This guy just sang the national anthem at the Walleye game...this is awesome...watch til the end!

[Ryan Schaefer @ryan_schaefer5]

@HillaryClinton where was your apology for Benghazi?

[Ryan Schaefer @ryan_schaefer5]

Shout out to @realDonaldTrump for reading my mind.

[Ryan Schaefer @ryan_schaefer5]

@HillaryClinton Trump may have rated women "1-10" but what about Bill? And the women that he had actual contact with.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Bret Favre, who entered the NFL in 1991, became the only active player with a grandchild in 2010.

[Dave @lildickytweets]

do people in europe know about harambe

[Muscle Cars @TheMuscleCar]

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