Ryan 🍉

Dejected but loyal Jets fan. Here for bad football takes and labor news.

[Jalen Brunson @jalenbrunson1]

One win away

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

BREAKING: Wu-Tang Clan have broken Donald Trump's curse on the Knicks

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

Biggest choke job in NBA history

[Ryan 🍉 @ryan_smith_40]

@JonesOnTheNBA His name is James Dolan.

[Andy O'Brien @aobrien2010]

Tell them what you told me about why you resigned.

1) Your boss at the corporate lobbying firm you worked for said you were "dead to him" when you left to join the Grahampaign.

2) You felt sidelined & not listened to when you recommended a campaign manager. 🧵

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Everyone is better than Jalen Brunson until it’s time to be better than Jalen Brunson.

[Rafael Shimunov 🍉 🕎 @rafaelshimunov]

Come with me as I learn about each person at the official Israeli delegation at today's Israel Day Parade in New York City.

These are the people some of my fellow Jewish and other New Yorkers demanded Mayor Mamdani stand with today.

🧵

[Ryan 🍉 @ryan_smith_40]

@ArtButSports do gods word

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

me and bro getting ready to go down a water slide

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

I'd just say that if the reason you don't want to support a candidate is because he and his wife chose not to share that they went through marriage counseling to deal with infidelity, that's your choice. But I do think there are other factors in the race that will have more of a direct impact on your life.

[Ryan 🍉 @ryan_smith_40]

@jaycaspiankang @repool57 This is the correct take.

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Mamdani takes office and not even six months later the Knicks are going to the finals. Hardly a coincidence.

[theselongwars @theselongwars_]

still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them

[Moonstruck❤️‍🔥 @godspeed_aflame]

Christ’s gospel was so radical, so contrary to the wisdom of the world, that people are still coping 2000 years later, insisting that he didn’t actually mean what he said.

[Ryan 🍉 @ryan_smith_40]

@nickythegood @Cl0438 So funny that the childless people out here pretending they are tired also think being tired means having kids was a regrettable decision.

[wanye @xwanyex]

I’m sorry, I know this bums a lot of you out, because you’ve built your personality on being to pro-market, pro-technology guy, but technology is just very clearly making us less happy

[Sam Haselby @samhaselby]

Twenty-three years ago the US said it was going to Americanize Iraq. Instead we got something closer to the Saddam-ification of the US.

[Ryan 🍉 @ryan_smith_40]

@AschleighJ @JeffBrees @Mrtwobonclay @MattLaneWrites I mean their kids are already done with school! Duh they should get property tax relief for their deep and quiet devotion to the common good…

[Ryan 🍉 @ryan_smith_40]

@JeffBrees @AschleighJ @Mrtwobonclay @MattLaneWrites Wahhhh I suffered so should youuuuu waaaahhh

[Ryan 🍉 @ryan_smith_40]

@TheLastFarm Well we could slow down growth and build houses out of concrete. Yuck tree farms!

[Jason Paladino @jason_paladino]

Luigi Mangione - Patrick Bet David fan, bodybuilding forum guy
Thomas Crooks - registered Republican, then donated to dems
Ryan Routh - NATO guy, Ukraine flag centrist liberal
Cole Allen - Christian, Noah Smith fan, Hasan hater, centrist lib

We must confront Centrist Violent Extremism (CVE).