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[ryan @ryanballhurt]

@0ravoice twenty one pilots said “yo this song will never be on the radio / even if my clique were to pick and the people were to vote, it’s the few, the proud, and the emotional” and my 15 year old self was like “exactlyyyyy”

[ryan @ryanballhurt]

@FrancescaHongWI will send the Brewers to the World Series

[Bhavik Lathia @bhaviklathia]

An observation:

Seattle elected a democratic socialist mayor, and immediately won the Super Bowl.

New York City elected a democratic socialist mayor, and immediately won the #NBAFinals.

[ryan @ryanballhurt]

I got selected for Day 1 presale for St Paul but would prefer to go to either Chicago date. Any chance someone with Chicago Day 1 presale wants to go to St Paul instead and we could buy each other’s tickets? If interested, DM me!

#phoebebridgers phoebe bridgers

[ryan @ryanballhurt]

just saw my close personal friend jeremy culhane’s bare red ass

[ryan @ryanballhurt]

Gentleman on the right looked disgusting--hernia protruding--in his striped shirt before the news media. Very very disrespectful.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Q: Are you attending your son's wedding this weekend?

TRUMP: Uhhhh. He'd like me to go. I'm gonna try and make it. I said, 'This is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things.'

[ryan @ryanballhurt]

deleting facebook

[ryan @ryanballhurt]

@Ticketmaster run me that class action email thanks

[ryan @ryanballhurt]

where’s the top TV talent?

[ryan @ryanballhurt]

everyone drop your fan cast for conrad murray in the replies

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘MICHAEL 2’ is in development.

(https://t.co/KSQiCYH9Pf)

[ryan @ryanballhurt]

WHERE DID YOU ALL COME FROM???

[ryan @ryanballhurt]

@AliOvermyerXIII bro my friend and the couple next to us almost got into three separate fights with dudes tonight 💀

[ryan @ryanballhurt]

now why are we watching cars at the hayley williams concert?

[ryan @ryanballhurt]

@paramorebrasil MIKE PLEASE BE THERE TOMORROW NIGHT

[ryan @ryanballhurt]

@NTG980 @PIeaseCaImDwn @OPNATIONFan @FrannyRocket @BenStiller 5

[ryan @ryanballhurt]

do you guys think olivia rodrigo likes “don’t delete the kisses” by wolf alice?

[ryan @ryanballhurt]

@michaeljknowles wait till you see this one… 🫣 https://t.co/sCZq2ZVK4c

[ryan @ryanballhurt]

this coming 4 hours after I spent over $150 on one ticket to the strokes

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: A jury has found Live Nation and Ticketmaster to be an illegal monopoly that overcharges fans.

After the federal government settled the case, 34 states kept pursuing the giant ticket and concert company.

Now, the states have won.

[ryan @ryanballhurt]

@alicemoodyy god, I wish juice was still alive bc I know adam would constantly be trying to book him as a guest.

[ryan @ryanballhurt]

@brady_penfield yeah shift the goalposts bc you’re THAT unpopular. sybau irish mr beast.

[ryan @ryanballhurt]

this is their worst album cover yet and that’s counting comedown machine

[The Strokes @thestrokes]

𝘙𝘌𝘈𝘓𝘐𝘛𝘠 𝘈𝘞𝘈𝘐𝘛𝘚 June 26
Pre-order, pre-save, pre-add, pre-pare.

We have a new song out today called “Going Shopping” and you can listen now. https://t.co/llViE6pCdk

Art Direction and Design: Johann Rashid
Original art by Richard Prince; Untitled (Cowboy), 1989