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Bye

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@brupm @schneidenbach That's actually my new last name.

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I’m looking for a full time gig as a Staff/Lead Product Engineer.

Recent experience: built systems that handle billions of dollars of credit card payments, and all the serious security stuff that comes with that.

Get in touch.

https://t.co/qF4PDcmBLH

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@SamCorcos Nah.

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@SamCorcos Which one?

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@georgwtf Bills gotta get paid somehow. I still feel like it’s a precarious industry

[Gary Bernhardt @garybernhardt]

An agent makes a mistake. You ask it what instructions will prevent the mistake in the future. Its answer is usually "add instructions saying 'before finishing, [do a bunch of checks].'" Said with perfect conviction; as far as I can tell, it never helps.

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@dannolan Time to become a data centre tradie

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Got rejected from a @Railway job this morning because I put “we should not breach our customers” in my resume.

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@paraschopra Thanks for sharing this.

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🎉 🎟️ Ruby Retreat tickets are now on sale here: https://t.co/RirHfS99u3

Come join us for 3 nights in coastal Warrnambool Victoria. Accommodation, food and good times will be provided.

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@vincentrolea @GregMolnar Yeah dhh’s condescending tone makes me uncomfortable too. Yeesh.

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@CooperCodes The portents, they are very portent

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@CooperCodes https://t.co/ejZdBUVktZ might be relevant to your interests :)

[Aaron Patterson @tenderlove]

This article about tuning Mastodon is interesting. No mention of Rails not scaling though 🤣 https://t.co/iJrbOs6hwI

[Senior Oops Engineer @ReinH]

is this 💁🏻‍♂️🦋 code review

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@SWENGDAD Haven’t blocked someone on Twitter for a bad take in a while. Thanks!

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Wow. Such diversity. Much bro.

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Worked for an NFP. Can confirm. Except that one DB that was an Access DB. Special feature: it had a table for the days of the week.

[Zach Holman @holman]

every developer should work for a nonprofit at some point in their career just so they become amazing at parsing CSVs, because from what I can tell, all nonprofits are just a stack of spreadsheets in a trench coat

[😇 @turtlekiosk]

they just need one 7500x engineer