ryan

real g's move in silence like lasagna

[ryan @ryanbsmh]

Had a sex dream with Gordon Ramsay where he ate my ass and then said "Now this is some good fucking food." I woke up crying.

[ryan @ryanbsmh]

i gotta be nicer to my fans

[ryan @ryanbsmh]

@imannasir10 no 😡‼️

[ryan @ryanbsmh]

@tomsegura BIKES

[ryan @ryanbsmh]

@imannasir10 im here for you 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Joseph Urban @hondadeal4vets]

It is no nut November !! Beware

[amelie @ameliexrose]

the news of Amy Coney Barrett getting approved to become the next supreme court justice just hit my heart in a way i can’t explain.

To women, lgbtq+ and minorities, I am so sorry. We need to vote these senators out of office. PLEASE VOTE

[ryan @ryanbsmh]

toasted pb&j is 10x better than normal pb&j

[wint @dril]

thinking about a "Cock Ring" for the neck that strangles all the blood into your brain and gives you what is essentially a mental erection

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

I wonder if the BTS and TikTok kids can help LGBTs with this. What if gay guys took pictures of themselves making out with each other or doing very gay things, then tagged themselves with #ProudBoys. I bet it would mess them up real bad. #ReclaimingMyShine

[ryan @ryanbsmh]

@ingycamehome

[ryan @ryanbsmh]

@ingycamehome @ryleeejadee bc its word for word 🤯

[ryan @ryanbsmh]

ok let me get this straight... a baby kicks a pregnant woman in the stomach and its fine but i kick a pregnant woman in the stomach and all of a sudden im the bad guy?

[ryan @ryanbsmh]

@ingycamehome idk man that's a lot to ask of me

[ryan @ryanbsmh]

@ingycamehome im so bad at it i have no clue whats going on at all times

[ryan @ryanbsmh]

@ingycamehome

[ryan @ryanbsmh]

@ingycamehome turns out we both were 😈😇🤠

[ryan @ryanbsmh]

@ingycamehome you say that like you dont play fortnite

[ryan @ryanbsmh]

@ingycamehome nothing compared to these call of duty challenges 🥱

[ryan @ryanbsmh]

"yo i keep hearing fuckin knocking on my door or something but i checked and nobody's there"

"maybe your neighbor is throwing a ball at the wall or something"

"no dude he killed himself remember?"