Ryan Burns

Amateur Morning Person

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@AADLeli @Toporspickles @thebrinery I asked ChatGPT for a pun about getting carried away and caraway seeds:

"I was pickling vegetables and got so *caraway* with it that I forgot the cucumbers!"

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@damnarbor @AADLeli How about E Huron River Service Drive, E Huron River Drive, Huron Parkway, W Huron River Drive, float back down the Huron River, Huron Street

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Crazy conjunction of Venus and Jupiter right now in the west!

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Yoon Canelé > Canelle Canelé

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Usually if someone immigrates before the age of 13 they don’t have a detectable accent, but after 13, they often do. But a lot of people don’t know that for elves this age cutoff is 2000 years which is why Galadriel still has a Beleriand accent in the movies and Elrond doesn’t.

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This week on #oceanselven, will Galadriel recruit a gymnast or a pick pocket?

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@crewjam It’s because they know fish shell is better.

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Definitely the best thing I’ve seen in a little free library.

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Rings of Power is taking some misty myths and turning it into a caper film. They should have called it Ocean’s Elven.

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@SPBPHD Maybe it’s a message in a bottle

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They should reboot House staring Viggo Mortenson, and at the climax of every episode, House says “Have you athelas?”

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@w8emv Well that fits his priors I guess. Although twoish circumnavigations is still a fair distance!

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Wait; 20,000 leagues is 60,000 miles!

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Clearly Jules’ publicist thought “Two Leagues Under the Sea” wasn’t punchy enough.

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SUMMER GAME IS ON! Come visit me in my office at the Downtown Library this summer to discover the treasures therein, particularly the 2000-POINT GAME CODE that adorns this mysterious playable artifact!

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@willmcgugan Are they doing an awkward mouse dance for cut and paste.

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Overjoyed & grateful to be the next director of the incredible @aadl.

This account shall henceforth be known as @AADLeli and will enthuse about everything @aadl does!

Thanks to everyone who helped make this happen, especially @josiebparker, our trustees, & our amazing staff.❤️

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@billybakkus I’d also take a walking path across Leslie park golf course.