Ryan C. Zerfas

Writer. Sports fanatic. Music enthusiast. Spartan in NYC. Born and raised in Grand Rapids, MI. Lover of the golden rule and superlatives.

[Steve Wunda (Parody) @itzStevieWonder]

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[Steve Wunda (Parody) @itzStevieWonder]

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[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

Doctor: "Are you sexually active?"
Guy: "Well, I'm an alpha male and have a podcast about masculinity."
Doctor: "A simple "no" would've worked."

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

MESSI YOU BEAUTIFUL SOCCER DEMON YOU

[Football Is Life @FootbaIl_Tweets]

Kids these days will never truly understand just how great Barry Sanders was...

[Jon Rothstein @JonRothstein]

Three rules to live by:
1. Never acknowledge The Godfather: Part III.
2. Never waste calories on pizza outside of the Eastern Time Zone.
3. ALWAYS foul up three late.

[crystal @inmystripesera]

Just watched project Hail Mary so I need about a year of therapy now

[Chris Vannini @ChrisVannini]

The Spurs pass the ball SOOO well. Always in stride, in the right spot.

[Nathaniel Friedman @freedarko]

Possible Dort podcast names:
Dos and Dorts
Oh No You Dort
Open Dort Policy
Half-Dort Set
The Dortlist
Save the Dort
Dort's Jorts

[Funhouse @BackAftaThis]

Three things:

1) This is incredible basketball. Magic, Bird, MJ... whatever. I've never enjoyed a series more than this.

2) Caruso is shitting all over himself.

3) It pains me to say this as a Knicks fan, but I'd be shocked if either of these teams needed more than 6 games.

[Jæŷ;) @j4jayjay_]

One day you're young. The next day you're sitting on the edge of your bed like this

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Welcome to adulthood: it’s ok if you don’t workout as long as you never eat again.

[Tim Goergen @Tim_Goergen]

The Tigers continue to find new ways to lose. It’s lol at this point.

[Nick Baumgardner @nickbaumgardner]

"you've got to be kidding me"

Tigers finding ways to take Ls, poor Dan Dickerson

[Gary Vaynerchuk @garyvee]

The second you become accountable is the second you start getting happy

[Kevin O'Connor @KevinOConnor]

This is basketball at its highest level.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

tim duncan really won five championships

that’s fucking crazy

[cow @cowincrisis]

“don’t beat a dead horse” but i love beating dead horses