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do whatever u want just dont hurt anyone

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

we’ll jump off that bridge when we get to it

[Michael @Cowboy_Mike_]

The harmonica player in my aunt and uncles band just took a 15 minute solo and ended it like this

[alexandra @ptichushka]

i asked the pharmacist what medications were in this vase and she flatly stated that they are "the original owner's encapsulated ashes"

[Casey Evans @Casey_Evans_]

‘What a win for England’

Jordan Henderson (unused substitute):

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

When the washing machine has finished its job and now it's your turn

[tara @weirdotara_]

can u watch them while I go smoke

[your cousin Vinny @muddaub]

I love catching little glimpses into ebay sellers’ lives

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

you can lead a horse to baja but you can’t make it blast

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

i was born to have fun

[grace @gracefishlove]

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

[¿ @umlarp]

doing a line of hope

[frick @gofrickurself]

At rock bottom do you want anything

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

driving barefoot feels like when they connect their hair to the dragon in avatar

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

[fishious @fishquichee]

My five year plan is to see how it goes

[McNasty @McNasty]

i wonder if ive ever bought milk from the same cow twice

[Azur/Reker @warnoodle00]

Sometimes the big dog (me) needs a pup cup (25 beers)

[໊ @wynavira]

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated