Ryan Fliss

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Slow is smooth and smooth is fast

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Just got 2 bottles of olive oil at Trader Joe’s and the guy tried to card me

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@SalesLoft Thanks for the reply. Does your product team do user testing? Willing to do a 15 minute screenshare. Otherwise not worthwhile to try to document steps as it's not a discrete bug

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@SalesLoft your UI / navigation is very frustrating. Any plans to update in 2021?

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@katieboue @tacobell Smh 2x @tacobell

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And yet they discontinued the Double Decker smh

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@naval Eh I feel like grabbing ahold of the human mind is like grabbing a wet seed. It will keep slipping out of your fingers until you finally grab it just right and even then there are still a million other seeds... you can scoop them up (social media) but they can still move freely.

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@JordanGal No idea for how to find others but let’s shoot around. I just got a new stick two weeks ago. Doesn’t have the whip of my custom pocket from the glory days but does just fine. Used to play attack and mid.

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@NicoleSpector Let me know if you've sent that out already -- I don't see it on my end and want to make sure I don't miss it in the Wednesday whirlwind. Confirmed availability this afternoon with our CEO

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@NicoleSpector So many good and relevant and important reads !!!

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@NicoleSpector @TheDyrt Hi Nicole, hope you're doing well. Can you shoot me an email? ryan at https://t.co/XIYjgu0QG8

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@UnconventMan @tedwheeler @PortlandPolice @tedwheeler are you fucking kidding me? A quarter billion and you can’t force your team to be accountable to the success or failure of their actions? Inexplicable bad business bad policy bad morals absolutely bad. Own it and make it happen while you cut budget and defund.

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@naval have you noticed a change in your dreams since meditating? 30 days in and this week my dreams jumped from nonsensical to markedly more linear with two or three major dream plots per night.

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@madebygoogle can you make a https://t.co/ilHViJFrB7 link that opens a new hangout, like https://t.co/6nfyllZ6gR, https://t.co/kML8gCosSg, https://t.co/qLmSM1JRGs etc?

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@megclark_txt I was on a pillow quest until I found the @Casper pillow. 9/10 would recommend

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I just found some molted snake skin in my bathroom and 🎵 I don’t have a pet snake 🎶

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@greggersh thanks for making hpprogs back in the day. I ate every ep up. Was a gem ahead of its time. Did you have forums at one point or am I misremembering?

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The sleepy gabagool, 90% leg

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I said to my dog "You sleepy gabagool!!" and Siri heard "Hey Siri, Go to Google"

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Quarantine hack — @travelchannel has all 8 seasons of “Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations” streaming for free.