ryan

guitar player + lead singer in @karma_oswego

[Snooby @DoBiddley1]

I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas

[Christos @christos_ioa]

Lynchian

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

the pitt video game actually looks pretty cool

[katie @spongebobfan360]

wow.... is this real??

[abundant mineral deposit @deektome]

we’ re costco guys. We kill because it feels good

[John Mulaney @mulaney]

“
My audience at the Hollywood Bowl is being treated to this 18 minute version of Brian Wilson singing Shortenin’ Bread.

https://t.co/RUDd9gl6Bs

[Robby @bearrobinavitch]

Nothing better than #GoingOnSabbatical... 🏍️ Except maybe #PeeingAtWork 😊💦 #Yep #ImRobby

[💜🌔❄ @StellaNoxEclair]

Grace: oh my god what the fuck was that jesus christ help me omg

Leon:

[Phil Elverum's Archived Tweets @PWElverum]

Yoshi is Mario's livestock or slave. Luigi is complicit.

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Republicans: We need another civil war right now.

Democrats: Girl you gotta VOTE for it then💛💙

Nelly if he was a bullfrog: If you wanna come and eat a fly with me, swim around in the pond when we’re frisky, oh why do I love this lake (Hey! Bugs in my tummy!)

[KingOfRascals (ROBUX COMMS OPEN!) @KingofRascalss]

@ContentSludge

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

“Ooh— Ahh. How pretty.”

Give me a break.

[laura “on the other website too” cavegift @cavegift]

yearn-based combat

[joq @quinjoq]

[to my friend at a restaurant] Looks like you got yourself some food. Nice. That'll keep your energy up for a while. Don't let your energy get too low, or you won't be able to perform basic actions like running or climbing. If you have any questions about energy, just ask me.