Ryan Garasich

[Ryan Garasich @ryangarasich]

#CODA winning #BestPicture is still the biggest slap in the face of the night.

[Ryan Garasich @ryangarasich]

@shambonez Could be victor Wooten

[Ryan Garasich @ryangarasich]

I assume this is about me. Does this make me twitter famous? https://t.co/NSmFLaxaSg

[Ccfbosschair @ccfbosschair]

Little cashier dude was all angry last night in the office. Probs because his feet don't touch the ground when he sits on me.

[Ryan Garasich @ryangarasich]

There's 2 types of ppl in this world: those who don't know every word to "this is how we do it," and me and Montel Jordan. #ifeelalright

[Ryan Garasich @ryangarasich]

How do I know I'm cool? Because @ItsMikeWysocki just retweeted one of my tweets. That's how. #pittsburghisfunny #burningbridgesfest

[John Richard @john__richard__]

Burning Bridges Fest!
April 15th & 16th
13 shows in 2 days!
Get Tickets Below
#pghisfunny

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[John Richard @john__richard__]

Every Sunday at @HambonesPGH 9:30
THAT'S A BINGO! FREE
Prizes every week
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[The Epicast Network @EpicastTV]

#BurningBridges schedule is up! @johndickwinters @geofftate96 @BlackForgePGH @workhardpgh https://t.co/1WrJMDX8JW

[John Richard @john__richard__]

Burning Bridges Festival
April 15 & 16
Only 100 passes being sold

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[Ryan Garasich @ryangarasich]

That sketchers commercial is proof that if nobody taught Mariano Rivera to throw a cutter he would certainly be a serial killer.

[Ryan Garasich @ryangarasich]

@glittertruth @sarwar__ @that_tallbitch no

[Ryan Garasich @ryangarasich]

I don't remember crying when I watched mister Rogers as a kid! What is happening to me!?

[Ryan Garasich @ryangarasich]

Today's poll: What happens first, peace in the Gaza Strip or Brand New actually releasing a new album?

[Ryan Garasich @ryangarasich]

@steve1189dro I hear the rabbit is a popular one.

[Ryan Garasich @ryangarasich]

@glittertruth @lightxbreit #accidentalracist

[Ryan Garasich @ryangarasich]

@lightxbreit that's for me to know and you to find out.

[Ryan Garasich @ryangarasich]

Oh shit son. Almost dropped my York peppermint patty in the toilet while I was peeing. #whattwitterisfor

[Shannon Norman @shambonez]

Tonight Caliente in Bloomfield Joking Off w/ @MikeSasson @NorlexSaid @ryangarasich & a new joke by me! 9pm FREE! Hosted by @johndickwinters

[Ryan Garasich @ryangarasich]

Someone stop from playing trivia crack. My undefeated record is being compromised by my lack of sobriety and my sleepiness.