Hanz, the Bear Jew Cub

Safety first.

[Hanz, the Bear Jew Cub @RyanHance]

My grandparents make me use the guest WiFi. You could say trust issues run in the family. Sorry ladies.

[Hanz, the Bear Jew Cub @RyanHance]

@Cameron_Smith2 @EQBookClub Wouldn’t want to! Especially on your birthday!!

[Hanz, the Bear Jew Cub @RyanHance]

Hello! I haven’t been here in quite some many months and I won’t be coming back here for quite some many more! If you want to follow what I’m doing, you can follow @EQBookClub here or on Instagram (gonna get more tent on the gram)

[trash jones @jzux]

instagram is christian, twitter is jewish. no i won’t explain

[lurkinn @GiovanniLindse5]

I feel cheated, deceived, bamboozled, and quite frankly, lied to.

Nobody told me tea was so frickin good

[Christin @hexprax]

I’m trying to think what would make me react this way. Maybe a hamster that could speak English

[Tampa Bay Rays @RaysBaseball]

Today is Opening Day, which means it's a great day to arrest the killers of Breonna Taylor

[Hanz, the Bear Jew Cub @RyanHance]

Answer: Peak Taylor Lautner

[paul @paulswhtn]

what the hell WAS THIS https://t.co/3ofKqP4veE

[Chris Lu @ChrisLu44]

Obama didn’t brag half as much about winning a Nobel Peace Prize as Trump is about passing a dementia test.

[E @_bonitaevita]

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[chuuch @ch000ch]

I'm a psychologist. I've administered this test (the MOCA) hundreds, if not thousands of times. Let me tell you, bragging about acing this test is the equivalent of bragging that you tied your own shoes this morning.

[Hanz, the Bear Jew Cub @RyanHance]

@sami_hartman I think we had this exact conversation.

[lisa bizzle @Lisa_Bizzle]

oh

[chunky fila @chunkyfila]

y’all will listen to frank ocean but won’t be frank with your emoceans

[Lisa Janicke Hinchliffe @lisalibrarian]

So puzzled that schools can't regulate if students wear a mask but can measure shirt hems, adjudicate whether a top is sleeveless, and judge what is acceptable hair color.

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

Can’t believe LA is shutting down again. We did everything wrong and everything still went wrong

[Herbo @ManLikeGinola]

Lmao they’re having the school board meeting over zoom because it isn’t safe to meet in person TO DISCUSS HOW THEYRE GONNA SEND THOUSANDS OF KIDS BACK TO SCHOOL

[mallory @sportslesbian]

do i think the nhl should just give up on this season and not even attempt a restart? yes
will i be watching twelve hours of hockey a day beginning august 1st? also yes

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

The year is 2030. Bakery art is so realistic, literally anything could be cake. The uncertainty has gripped the world in fear. I go to hug my wife for comfort. She is cake.