Mars is Flat

Hayden Christensen slander is not welcomed here. Caffeine, Nicotine & Hate

[Mars is Flat @ryanharvey_7]

WAP. Want a pierogi

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

DUDE LMAO THIS IS A GAS STATION😭😭😭

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

*zoomer Rodney Dangerfield*
I told my hb it’s problematic that he’s 20 and dating a high schooler.
He said “No cap?”
Yea, no gown either!

[Zay @THEL0VESPACE]

Tomatoing each NFL team based off how much I hate them as a Cardinals fan

[Adam @adampensel]

For those who read memes and not charts.

[OptaSTATS @OptaSTATS]

The @BuffaloSabres are the first team in NHL history to be down by multiple goals on the road in a playoff game but end up winning by 5+ goals.

[Jim Reuther @jimmyreu81]

Let the psychic bang the drum Monday.

[Sneaky Joe @SneakyJoeSports]

The beautiful game.

[Mars is Flat @ryanharvey_7]

Katy Perry lyrics on how I’m feeling about the Sabres.

“Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up”

[Qsama bin Johnston @QsamaBJohnston]

The NFL trusting the Chargers social media team’s judgment when it comes to Vrabel jokes

[Adam @adampensel]

I can't stop thinking about how insane it would be if the Sabres advance to meet the Canes in the ECF, exactly 20 years after 05-06, with Lindy coaching against the Captain of Carolina's team back then.

It would be insanely cathartic.

[y - Conor Hurley @CHurls13]

if this is river hockey then i never wanna come ashore

[y - Crossing Swords ⚔️ @CrossSwordsPod]

Time is a flat circle. #Sabrehood

[Mars is Flat @ryanharvey_7]

I have one child but I’m gifting three Mother’s Day gifts this Sunday. What the fuck am I doing

[jake @wormpuller]

To the untrained eye I may appear retarded

[Mars is Flat @ryanharvey_7]

Updated to 9??? Crazy

[Mars is Flat @ryanharvey_7]

10 SOG with two goals and winning is legit insane. Congrats to Canadians, see you soon