Zoe’s just said to me after we were talking about turkey “here ma grampa told me that a guy in turkey wanted to sell him a camel for ma gran” with a straight face as If she believed it😂😂
Mad old guy in the bowling club was looking at Zoe’s arse walking by n a shouted she’s a tranny and the guy went aye well a wouldn’t mind ma daughter looking like that😂😂 don’t know what the worst part of this story was
Swear to fuck being in the car with ma mum is a running commentary “it’s going to start piddling down” “look at the state a that garden” “can’t shift this headache” aye pauline neither can a fs
Canny get away with 2 police cars and a meat wagon showing up to my pals house yesterday because we had an inflatable pub and they thought we were having an illegal rave😂 (there was only 6 of us there)
Fucksake sitting baws deep into my 5th Budweiser and ma aunt hits out with “see when a die I’ve chose you as one of the ones to carry my coffin”😂😂 a don’t think I’ve hit a para this early on in the night in my life