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[Monk @FightMeYoshimi]

@deirdrescig new "go fuck yourself" loyalty card

[ominous @0MINOUSLUMINOUS]

can i still ask people for cigarettes if im ugly

[ry @ryaniguess_]

i doubt anyone is thirsting for ur uncut unshaven 2 inch piece with droopy crown jewels pls get a hobby

[Frumious baked @bakedonceagain]

I laughed at this so much in front of the cashier that doesn’t know english and he looked at me weird

[ry @ryaniguess_]

@ETSperry @RoseSilicon put it near some niche snorkelling spot, tie it to a small magnet super tight, drop it in
just dive and use the magnet to find it easier whenever u need it again. shove it between some rocks so it doesn’t float away blabla

[ry @ryaniguess_]

black and white, right and wrong

[ACE 💫 @fireefistt]

@pantheressed "hanaes queef life"...................

[ry @ryaniguess_]

@eddib17 did you accidentally turn on voiceover mode

[harls ? ⋆˚🍀｡ | 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚕𝚜𝚏 ! @ratjoshi]

notice how it’s always the gay sibling complaining about having the hottest bedroom in the house… it’s bc your family is preparing you for hell…..

[Vodka 🤍🪽 @vodkanyan]

Yes ofc~ lesbian flag for vodka lovers!! #lesbian #ILOVEVODKA

[ry @ryaniguess_]

@_themirrorball_ https://t.co/2gsFAYBgos

[kittie𐂂 || #twdtwt @teakittle_]

dude it sucks being ex-friends with someone whos petty and stupid af cuz they always be making some bullshit on tiktok/twt/other social media platforms acting like theyre some sort of victim as if they werent a genuinely horrible friend and person in general

[ry @ryaniguess_]

@tomapmo @GroyperGeneral6 @kushazedro @reallyoptimized greek yogurt isn’t moist at all it’s so thick

[ry @ryaniguess_]

@GroyperGeneral6 @kushazedro @reallyoptimized be soooo serious bro 450g of greek yogurt low fat at that is extremely hard to consume it dries out your throat and takes minimum 15 mins to eat, as compared to a protein shake that’s much easier to consume

[🇲🇽WEIRD VAL🇲🇽 @autismpills]

i REALLY hate how "death threat" nowadays just means "they told me i should die" THATS NOT WHAT THAT FUCKING MEANS

[Henry @Henry404gd]

after you, i won't seek love again because i know if i do, i'll be searching for pieces of you in everyone i meet.

[🇨🇭🌲Eric, CEO of the Swiss🌲🇨🇭 @neutral_af]

Saw two dudes making out at the train station this morning and it was somehow less gay than this

[҂ ‸ ･､ @dwgraded]

i sit and wait patiently (losing my mind) for the next time you text me but i get Sad every time a notification isn't from you Where are you

[denver 🃏 @grievous_angeI]

anybody else getting vaguely horny ads for communion wafer edibles or is that just me