rye

[J @xxjxmxechxpmxn]

My phone at 3pm today xx

[rye @ryanjackgreen]

No matter how many times the washing machine beeps I’m not gonna open the god damn door

[rye @ryanjackgreen]

That feeling when you’ve plucked one eyebrow and cba to pluck the other

[rye @ryanjackgreen]

Sick of spider season

[rye @ryanjackgreen]

Why has Sam Smith and Adele not done a song together yet? Hmm

[rye @ryanjackgreen]

Meant to be home yesterday evening. Flight cancelled. No hotel arranged through airline and no help desk to offer support. Flight rearranged for today and again another cancellation with little support! Will we ever leave Amsterdam? #easyJet #flightdelay

[rye @ryanjackgreen]

@easyJet second flight home has been cancelled and rescheduled for tomorrow morning. Called helpline and, after waiting over an hour to get through, we have been advised to find another hotel. Been told it is due to “technical issues”

[rye @ryanjackgreen]

All a bit of a piss take… don’t you think?

[rye @ryanjackgreen]

@easyJet delaying a flight at 19:30 until 21:30 for it then to be cancelled is beyond a joke. No advice or support due to there being no help desk and phone lines are too busy. Replacement flight for tomorrow. Had to find hotel for evening and all you can do is refund us £28?????

[martha @mxmsworld]

‘Where do I know you from?’ Is a line that I need banned. Because I’m going to start saying I won X factor in 2006

[rye @ryanjackgreen]

@tonimancini @Terriberry1980 I’m creasing 😭😭

[rye @ryanjackgreen]

@tonimancini

[Sam @4317_sam]

My dog when I accidentally stand on its paw:

[rye @ryanjackgreen]

Baga as Kathy Bates is something else can’t cope

[rye @ryanjackgreen]

@howlettbilli @tonimancini This is a fair point billi

[rye @ryanjackgreen]

My sleep talking is getting beyond a joke now. One min I’m chanting some demonic language and the next I’m telling my boyf to fuck off and to stay away from me. Can anyone recommend a sleep therapist x

[rye @ryanjackgreen]

@tonimancini Good luck

[rye @ryanjackgreen]

Lemon gives you lifeeeeeeeeee

[rye @ryanjackgreen]

@seitansbxtch Taking good care of the house I see