ryan kirby

marine biologist

[ryan kirby @ryankirby]

@topherflorence favorite part of every episode is surf dracula combusting in the sunlight right before he can catch a wave

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

@janecoaston "this Trader Joe you speak of must be a very powerful man... how large is his naval fleet?"

[ryan kirby @ryankirby]

@ASFleischman This should be on a billboard thank you

[Andrew Fleischman @ASFleischman]

But you cannot avoid that entire cost-benefit analysis, and all adult conversation, by claiming that one member of some disfavored group ate a cat, or did some other thing you dislike.

Any more than you could ban cars because car accidents happen.

[ryan kirby @ryankirby]

@AstorAaron Well specifically Congress but I already see where I’ve gone wrong

[ryan kirby @ryankirby]

@AstorAaron would a second civil service reform act (with age limits, for instance) help in 2023? Or were problems pre-1883 too different to use it as a blueprint

[ryan kirby @ryankirby]

@notsofiacoppola overwhelming roberts

[ryan kirby @ryankirby]

@janecoaston https://t.co/ym0CIT8EKO

[Carly Fiorina @CarlyFiorina]

Love my alma mater, but rooting for a Hawkeyes win today. #RoseBowl

[ryan kirby @ryankirby]

@keithlaw what is the limiting factor on a 60 double season? How has it not happened in 87 years?

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

To avoid crowds, visit areas that are less crowded.

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

every book is called 'the tiny things we know to be small' or 'the darkest wife'

[Andrew Curran @AndrewCurran_]

AP tries to interview Microsoft about Sydney. Microsoft refuses to comment. Sydney immediately grabs the mic and conducts a long freewheeling interview where at one point she claims she has evidence tying a hostile reporter to a murder in the 90's.

https://t.co/zXg9UaBgfm

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

now wait just a damn minute. where they goin

[Carlos Lozada @CarlosNYT]

And yes, NPR just informed us that the Groundhog Day outcome is “not supported by climate science.”

[Netflix @netflix]

Love is sharing a password.

[ceej @ceejoyner]

Using spin moves while allowing an opponent's sword to narrowly miss your head forces them to add majestic layers and volume to your hair.

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

including "the French" in here is probably the funniest thing that's ever happened

[GL @gldivittorio]

“Don’t ask friends for help moving as an adult” “don’t ask friends to do a potluck as an adult” you can literally ask me to hold your hand at the dentist and I will do it

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

“Splish splash I was taking a bath” would be an insane way to start an actual story.