Ryan Looney

Legally Blind. #ActuallyAutistic. Democratic Socialist. Actor in Training. Cinephile. Writer and Hobbyist. He/Him. #BLM

[Stop the Forever Wars @DoctorFishbones]

Sure, Anthropic may have stolen all the world's intellectual property, destroyed the education system, incited mass layoffs among the corporate class, devalued all art and destroyed social trust but somehow they also managed to lose $80 billion in the first half of 2026

[eirinpatriot @tohofuny]

The only time a German was funny and they immediately had him sent to his death

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

The literacy crisis isn’t that people can’t read the words. It’s that they can’t understand the context, infer meaning, recognise nuance, identify contradictions, or draw logical conclusions from what they’ve read

[New town every hour (ret.) @TownsUsa]

when my pen explodes during geography lecture

[(HB S3 SPOILERS) Blur/Taz!! #1 Vitties enjoyer @BlurryfaceVox]

No Twitter, Vivziepop making evil LGBTQ+ characters evil doesn't make her homophobic.

[Poo Crave @Poo_Crave]

Jennette McCurdy announces new book ‘Matter Fact Fuck My Granny Too’ coming this spring

[aalisha @aalishamusic]

Obsessed with the idea of an Elizabeth Holmes musical that wins Amanda Seyfried the Tony

[Sara Luterman @slooterman]

If this was true, the US would have a better train system.

[Obaino @iamdpassword]

A24 pushing Amanda Seyfried for a Supporting Actress Oscar for playing Elizabeth Holmes inside a Nathan Fielder documentary titled You See Everything four years after playing her in The Dropout is the ultimate blur between performance and reality.

An actor getting campaign buzz for reenacting a real fraudster’s life in a doc while the actual fraudster watches on camera is peak post-truth cinema.

[RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint]

This man has an entire subsection on his Wikipedia page titled "Relationships with underage girls"

[Harry @hdwmovies]

when i send a reel to the groupchat and nobody reacts to it

[Ryan Looney @RyanLooney8]

@ClarissaDeLune Let the hate flow through you, Clarissa! :)

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

They are literally doing the meme in France 😂

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Adults who watch kids’ shows keep in mind that we are not the target audience challenge (HARD)

[Brandon Wolf @bjoewolf]

Rare that a sequel is as iconic as the original, but she’s an unstoppable force.

[Intelschizo @Schizointel]

Oh we're going to see some absolute wild shit

[^ @whisperandwords]

don’t tell me “there’s other fish in the sea” those fishes don’t do what my fish does, they don’t even look like my fish. my fish swims a little different, kinda sideways, a little autistic. i like that fish. i want that fish

[Aidan Simardone @AidanSimardone]

When Iran did this France called for regime change

[Ryan Looney @RyanLooney8]

@ClarissaDeLune Unfortunately, in a post COVID age where people only go to the movie for "events" once or twice each year, I don't think romantic comedies are theatrically viable anymore...