@TWIZZLERS ALL THE WAY, EVERY DAY!! I’m a Twizzler-man through and through baby! — However…if there aren’t any Twizzlers, I’m not skipping over the @RedVines or anything; I’ll def grab a handful. I mean, I’m not an idiot!
I've spent the last 4 years only using Twitter to vent my frustrations at the previous White House Administration. I don't want that much negativity in my life anymore. Cleansing & Cleaning!! Only LOVE and PUPS on here from now on!
Super quick and funny read by a friend and HILARIOUS co-head writer of @jimmykimmel; @dannyricker, this was truly delightful bud.
My Kid Killed Santa With Capitalism (Guest Column) https://t.co/yMDLqVqNuc via @thr
I don’t want to pay for his million dollar travel allowance. I don’t want to pay his $200,000 salary. I don’t want to pay for secret service to protect him. He tried to destroy our democracy & made million while hundreds of thousands of Americans died. Impeach him and remove him.
I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.