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Yo @PhlyDaily , check this thing out:
https://t.co/438SpzUSMj

[Ryan Or Whatever @ryanorwhatever]

This dumb mfer actually just said we have to be able to see through the wall so we don't get killed by giant packages of drugs.

[Ryan Or Whatever @ryanorwhatever]

Kind of sad that loyalty is over. Does anyone know the best way to store your armband and jackboots? Mothballs?

[Ryan Or Whatever @ryanorwhatever]

"We must protect the children, no child of god should have to-- GET THEM THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME"- Our President, basically.

[Ryan Or Whatever @ryanorwhatever]

@AngryRoboute is fucking awesome, but only like 2 people I know would get it and no one follows me anyway

[Ryan Or Whatever @ryanorwhatever]

Hey, @foxnews, @cnn, @msnbc! Where are you guys on this?
Al-J hates us, yet are better at informing us than you. https://t.co/JAwRrLVf9N

[Ryan Or Whatever @ryanorwhatever]

Oh look. That patriots won the super bowl. #whodathunkit

[Ryan Or Whatever @ryanorwhatever]

I pooped this morning and when I got up I forgot whether I had wiped my own ass. Going to be one of those days today...

[Ryan Or Whatever @ryanorwhatever]

Read this and ASAP opened my twitter that I barely use to follow @AnnaKendrick47 Chick is hilarious, apparently.

https://t.co/aTK94Qtmpw

[Ryan Or Whatever @ryanorwhatever]

Tech support has taught me that if you don't know how to turn on your computer in 2016, shoot yourself. Get out of the way of human progress

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Maybe I should have followed Trump... Need more comedy fodder and depression fuel.

[Ryan Or Whatever @ryanorwhatever]

Life
https://t.co/tzp1Vv8eZX

[Ryan Or Whatever @ryanorwhatever]

A half hour until lunch is a long time when you are already prairie dogging it.

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If 2016 were a person it would be a naked homeless guy on bath salts covered in shit trying to eat people's faces.

[TED Talks @TEDTalks]

The faces of the Dakota Access Pipeline protest: https://t.co/LDXS7slM0w @CamilleSeaman

[Ryan Or Whatever @ryanorwhatever]

Ever look in the toilet and find a lovely shade of green? I'm sure that's bad and I need a doctor, but it was a nice deep forest-y color.

[Ryan Or Whatever @ryanorwhatever]

Watched Trump's victory speech. It was like he took off the lizard costume to reveal there was an actual human underneath all along.

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I'm scared to look at the news. Afraid I am going to find out someone won the election.

[Ryan Or Whatever @ryanorwhatever]

... I wonder what Hellen Keller sounded like during sex ...

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@realDonaldTrump Fuckface Von Clownstick! Brilliant! You poked until you got a reaction. How's that for a reaction?
https://t.co/AcgGXFMAyd