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really into crystals

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if you think someone is boring you're just not talking to them about the right things

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«Peace» in Norwegian is «Fred», his dad’s name was Fred, his dad never loved him, the Nobel committee spurned him, it’s really not that hard

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When it finally happens i think we should all be allowed to kick it

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Childrearing is like jazz, it’s all about the hugs you don’t give

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No it’s totally fine according to my Spotify wrapped I’m 19

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The Unplugged Alphas Guide To Divorce

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«The reason why the Neanderthals went extinct is because they all had autism» -British man at bar next to me

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Happy Father’s Day @hurricanechris6 ! I know it’s not today in the US but maybe you have some relatives or children over here in Norway who are celebrating the day:) Also, congratulations on POPPIN’ MY S***!

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You re in her dms I’m in medias res

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Before written language poets memorized the Iliad before the internet we all memorized the Gettysburg address before smartphones we all memorized times tables technology helps us to offload but I’m not sure if it’s a good idea to offload creativity and critical thinking

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Happy Labor Day @hurricanechris6 ! I don’t know if you’ve ever considered doing a new version of ”A Bay Bay,” but ”Lay-Bor Day” would be a perfect rhyme!

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fuck marry kill judge jury executioner

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brb moving to oslo

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Marley and/or me

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Remembering when a girl at a bar asked me if I was gay because I was ”too pretty, and did too many hand gestures,, but not the Italian kind”

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All my crypto scammers have AI startups😍

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forget about the children I yearn for the mines

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Back in the USA and excited to pretentiously pronounce smörgåsbord and ombudsman correctly

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Whole grain mustard

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Just wanna be described as ’a perfect blend of Joshua Tree national park & the Joshua Tree by U2’