Ryan

xhaka this one for you ah

[Seb Stafford-Bloor @SebSB]

Jamie Vardy is a new Bundesliga live rights holder in the UK and Ireland.

He will show seven Friday night games on his YouTube channel this season, starting with Bayern Munich vs Stuttgart this evening.

Story for @TheAthleticFC

https://t.co/vorySaXCev

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

Every single one of those kids just unlocked a core memory for life

[Ahmed Hathout 🇵🇸 @ahmedhathoutt]

where the hell is most of the Marvel actors? those mfs showed up for Chris Pratt for being called the ugliest chris 😐

[Chuks @Chuksdakingz]

Mark Ruffalo reveals the powerful lesson on personal accountability he learned from Robert Downey Jr. after his time in prison

​"I have a friend who spent time in prison. He had a drug issue, and he's sober 17 years now he's a great actor.
​He told me, 'Mark, there's no excuses, but there's reasons.'
​'I'm not going to make any excuses for why I ended up in prison. I deserved to be in prison. But there's reasons why...'

[Starlight 💫 (youtube.com/@x0starlight) @x0Starlight]

ratio’d by Mark Ruffalo, a real life superhero.

[Liam Gareau @liamgareau]

what a wonderfully thoughtful, measured, normal fucking decent human being answer

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

Zionists are so tough when they see women or children protesting for Palestine

[LFC Transfer Room @LFCTransferRoom]

Roberto Firmino on a trip back to Anfield:

“I will definitely return at some point, it’s such a special place. I’d love to come back and play for the Liverpool Legends in one of those charity games. If they call me, I will be there.”

(via @JamesPearceLFC)

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

Men who actually date women usually understand this, since they see us without makeup and even without clothes sometimes

[manon @manonth57]

Un violeur/batteur de femme qui montre son sexe en célébration alors que ça place est en taule, quelle sombre merde

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

Nothing in my career ever came easy. Bad nights and disappointments are part of football, and I have learned to turn them into motivation and into trophies.
Trabzonspor is my club, and I am part of this project, body and soul. Last night will not change that.
I know expectations are high, and I truly believe we can and will deliver. “I came here to win” is not just a slogan to me.

[david kersten @davidkersten]

One is banned from Australia because he makes jokes about Israel.

The other murders kids and will be running in the Sydney Marathon.

[chunhang 🇲🇾 @chunhang7]

cant wait for European football fans trying to book tickets to watch Sabah FK in the Champions League, but accidentally book trips to Sabah, Malaysia

[milk @milkinhisbag]

drained a whole lake in the midwest for this nothing burger

[Blaire(Puppygirl era) @transyapper7781]

I think it’s fucking nuts that the conservative answer to this is that narcan should also cost money instead of both being free

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Marisa Tomei shows support for Mark Ruffalo after Paramount accused him of antisemitism over his criticism of the proposed Paramount–Warner Bros. merger and its ties to Israel.

Tomei shared a statement defending Ruffalo, adding: “We stand with Mark.”

[brandon* @brndxix]

i thought all the businesses were moving out

[Will @folgerslover]

You bombed a school full of children 6 months ago

[James Nalton @JDNalton]

Wyscout been unaffordable for a good while now. This plus what happened to Fbref has seen a big step backwards in terms of access to easily manageable advanced data to use in writing, scouting and analysis.

[𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘶𝘴 🥷🏿 @hoodg3nius]

Nigga tore his HDMI, ARC, CPU and RAM 💔✌️ speedy recovery robonigga