Ryan Stanley

[Ryan Stanley @ryans_tanley]

@PeteBlackburn Ohhhhshit

[Ryan Stanley @ryans_tanley]

@EliManning This is ass

[Pitt Panthers @Pitt_ATHLETICS]

Today’s Junior Captain is Sloane!

Thanks for spending gameday with us 💙💛

And shoutout to our Honorary Captain, John Malecki 🗣️

[Ryan Stanley @ryans_tanley]

@BaseUnstitched Huh?

[Ryan Stanley @ryans_tanley]

@JoshYohe_PGH He’s got no dog in him

[Ryan Stanley @ryans_tanley]

@TrackAIPAC @SenJackyRosen HOLY

[Ryan Stanley @ryans_tanley]

@yesjustkenny @TalkinBaseball_ Bad bot

[Liz Franczak @liz_franczak]

first time I've been like, yeah worth it

[Ryan Stanley @ryans_tanley]

@DeItaone hell yeah

[TrueAnon @TrueAnonPod]

@NancyMace Call me.

Now.

[Ryan Stanley @ryans_tanley]

@emile_ernest @HowardMortman Oh wow I didn’t know he had his gun out. That’s nuts

[Ryan Stanley @ryans_tanley]

BREAKING: Trump signs executive order demanding The Chicks revert back to "Dixie Chicks"

[Jeff J. Snider @snidog]

If you start watching World Series Game 5 at 10:26:44 tomorrow night, you can watch the ball drop in New York right at midnight.

[Ryan Stanley @ryans_tanley]

@sfchronicle lol

[The Hard Times @REALpunknews]

Matt Gaetz Tells Girlfriend He Can Attend Quinceañera After All https://t.co/V1CFBwPlnJ

[Dan Amira @DanAmira]

So Trump’s joke here is that Trump, who is not Greek at all, is just as Greek as Giannis Antetokounmpo, who was born in Greece, speaks Greek, and is a Greek citizen, but also black.

The man can’t even compliment a local athlete without slipping into casual racism.

[Ryan Stanley @ryans_tanley]

@0nlyMeez @adamlevitan He said good picks though

[Ryan Stanley @ryans_tanley]

@XEng Yikes

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Let’s get 500 retweets as soon as possible on Colin Allred absolutely humiliating Ted Cruz

[Ryan Stanley @ryans_tanley]

@SenFettermanPA Goddamn, you have been an overwhelming disappointment