Short King Steve

views are not my own. I am being remotely controlled by a very small hedgehog with a very large brain. (he/him)

[SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma @SubwayTakes]

Being a best man is NOT not an honor!! Ft. Gary Simons

[Short King Steve @ryanseideman]

If they caught me in that ad lying about having eaten a dominos stuffed crust pizza I’m coming back to that commercial set with a gun

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Is 2 girls 1 cup a Christmas movie or no? QT with your answers

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@stefondiggs big bills fan here - at the wizards game as well. Wanna grab drinks with me and the boys after the game? Perhaps enjoy free wings from guy fieri’s restaurant?

[Short King Steve @ryanseideman]

@LegionHoops @TraynorDonohue keep hoopin 😤

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@EliApple

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@TraynorDonohue Damta

[Stan Thenington @stan_thenington]

a griddy 13 years in the making #avatargriddy #noproblem

[Stan Thenington @stan_thenington]

@ryanseideman is in the clear

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No wonder Josh Allen thought Wyoming was a good fit for him

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Interest in Penis Enlargement by US State

[Short King Steve @ryanseideman]

I’m gonna go with either pumpkin or chia

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Pelicans will be a ___ seed.

(via @PelicansNBA)

[Short King Steve @ryanseideman]

If I caught Aaron Judge’s 62nd home run ball I’d slather it in mustard and swallow it whole but that’s just me 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

watching Josh Allen play football

[Short King Steve @ryanseideman]

My left nut and my right nut

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Two fantasy players you MUST add after week 1: 🧵

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@carolineabates @StanleyKubrick He’s up to something

[Short King Steve @ryanseideman]

Eyes wide shut killed Stanley Kubrick - Caroline @StanleyKubrick your thoughts?

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@ChipsAhoy Please stick a fork directly into my eyeball

[Short King Steve @ryanseideman]

If you’re the man who walked by me in Williamsburg today talking about a large jug of milk and a small bag of cereal, please DM me. If I don’t hear the rest of the story I will off myself