Stan Thenington

quirked up white boys with a little bit of swag

[Stan Thenington @stan_thenington]

i’m on that good kush and Tacko Fall

[Stan Thenington @stan_thenington]

@FallGuysGame when you are playing with duos and your duo asks for uppies and you give them said uppies and then cross the finish line at the same time, who gets the better-place finish? uppier or uppiee

[Stan Thenington @stan_thenington]

superCaliSwagDistrictexpialidocious

[Stan Thenington @stan_thenington]

@corona what month in 1925 were you founded? want to celebrate the 100th anniversary next year with my stupid friends

[Stan Thenington @stan_thenington]

only one man can save us now

[🪦🦇 @DEADMAN_pt3]

man, who in that bills WR room ⚰️⚰️⚰️

[Stan Thenington @stan_thenington]

checkmate

[Stan Thenington @stan_thenington]

Yea I don’t like it.

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Good for you Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift. You gotta be a real hater to see this level of happiness and be like, “Yea I don’t like it.”

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Dua Lipa and British actor Callum Turner are officially dating, Page Six reports.

[Stan Thenington @stan_thenington]

how it feels when Josh Allen (famously stupid) throws an interception

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

Ballistic Torso shot with a 152mm Howitzer

[Stan Thenington @stan_thenington]

who else up pretending they snowman is parson brown

[City of New York @nycgov]

Don’t text your ex. Text your mayor.

Really: 917-909-2288.

[Stan Thenington @stan_thenington]

me thanking the bodega man after he rang up my twix ice cream bar and tallboy purchase at 2AM

[Stan Thenington @stan_thenington]

only 800 showbucks (7 united states dollars)

[𝖜𝖔𝖒𝖇𝖑𝖊 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝖆 𝖈𝖆𝖚𝖘𝖊 @goblinodds]

god why are men so hard to get gifts for

wtf do u people want

[Stan Thenington @stan_thenington]

once you start learning, the L becomes silent @stefondiggs

[Stan Thenington @stan_thenington]

@DUALIPA apropos of nothing, you are also cordially invited to our buffalo bills christmas party next week in williamsburg, brooklyn - you may DM me for details

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Dua Lipa and Romain Gavras have broken up after 8 months of dating, according to The Sun.

[Stan Thenington @stan_thenington]

@charli_xcx we’re hosting our annual buffalo bills christmas party at beautiful redd’s tavern in williamsburg, brooklyn next week - your presence is formally requested, DM me for more details 🤘

[Stan Thenington @stan_thenington]

@sarvar315 no!

[Stan Thenington @stan_thenington]

just checked the GPS, said it’s my turn 👩‍🦯🔪💜🆘