Ryan Savage

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[Ryan Savage @ryanssavage]

@schriefpants Even worse when your nose is so stuffed breathing through it sounds like a soprano

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@schriefpants Great Work A++

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@schriefpants Well, is he???

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@zachariahhayes Why keep polling us when you don’t even listen to the results?! You’re just like America.

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@zachariahhayes Good morning 😊

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@zachariahhayes A box could be made.

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Cal Bauer is the fittest man in Michigan

[Ryan Savage @ryanssavage]

@zachariahhayes I wasn’t speaking

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@zachariahhayes The one where I told you to read the book after

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@zachariahhayes I tried to tell you

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@zachariahhayes Cause you already read it?

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Man, South Carolina sure loves America for a state that used to want to leave it.

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You’re an adult when you choose the tartar protection over the teeth whitening toothpaste.

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I just used a beer to take my multivitamin. So if you’re looking for the picture of health…I ain’t it.

[Ryan Savage @ryanssavage]

If anything, get rid of the playing hockey part of the game.

[Ryan Novozinsky @ryannovoNFL]

Randomly thinking about how NHL 2K10 had a Zamboni mode rn.

Bring it back!

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

today. i wasn’t a very good dog

april fools. i was so good

[Ryan Savage @ryanssavage]

Do you ever chop and onion just to feel something?

[Ryan Savage @ryanssavage]

The “Hey Russia, we’re cool” line in Lil Dicky’s masterpiece “Earth” hitting just a little bit differently these days.

[Ryan Savage @ryanssavage]

I love how the bottles of ranch in the grocery store all have pictures of salad on their labels, like that’s what I’m going to use it for, and not to dip my @DiGiorno cheese stuffed crust pizza in.