Ryan

NORMALIZE CALLING OUT FISH ABUSE

[Ryan @ryanstan123]

My graphics in a nutshell

[Ryan @ryanstan123]

Fuck it, I’m not even done. My boy Steven over there is the best Whata operator of all time. I don’t know what kind of ship he’s running over there but he runs that whata like the Navy.

[Ryan @ryanstan123]

Hey @Whataburger I don’t know if you know how GOOD #736 on wells branch in Austin is but I just finished a hard ride and someone over there loves me. This taquito is almost HALF A POUND. Girl I almost cried. GIVE EVERYONE AT THAT LOCATION A RAISE

[SecondAmendment @SecondAmendment]

FYI for anyone visiting Texas....

If they charge for Chips and Salsa, they are NOT a legitimate Mexican restaraunt.

Do not eat there.

Leave immediately.

Call the police and report fraud.

[Ryan @ryanstan123]

Looks like @uncorrectedlog is going to have a field day with @peacock coverage of the met gala good lord

[Ryan @ryanstan123]

@spiers_ I’ll bet finding out that’s actually the basket camera would blow that dudes head smoove off

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

make the ceo of american airlines sit middle seat coach on a 12hr flight with the seat in front fully reclined

[Ryan @ryanstan123]

@Riverboat_Ross Aw shit

[Ryan @ryanstan123]

@Riverboat_Ross If you want the real answer - the software that drives the bug (either Xpression or Viz) keeps track via the serial connection from the scoreboard going into the machine. It’s a button you press, and you cross-check it against StatBroadcast or the other in-house stats system.

[Caleb Hull @CalebJHull]

Southwest Arlines' downfall needs to be studied.

They identified all of their competitive advantages and then eliminated them. There's literally no reason to fly Southwest anymore.

[Ryan @ryanstan123]

@JordanLong_4 For real. This has to be an absolute nightmare for the broadcast and video

[Ryan @ryanstan123]

A little late getting this in but the pan from Charlie puth up to the Bone and Co appearing from behind the cloud might be shot of the year. Insane trust in the ToT honestly

[Ryan @ryanstan123]

Shoutout to laufey for winning a Grammy in a category where 3/5 nominees were active EGOT holders

[Ryan @ryanstan123]

@FOX29philly #fox29goodday this is the best coverage that any station has ever done. Pretzel Watch is the most elite snow measurement I've ever seen

[Ryan @ryanstan123]

Watching Stuck Cam 2K26 on @FOX29philly has been the highlight of my stranded in Philly weekend so far

[Ryan @ryanstan123]

@FOX29philly "You know what Vince (Exec. Producer) can do, is put some of his formats under the tires"

Happy to donate formats if we need more!

[Ryan @ryanstan123]

People don’t know that this is actually manifesting. We don’t want long games either

[Geoff Johnston @geoffjBYU]

ESPN executive: “How long do most college basketball games usually last?”

Analyst: “Usually 2 hours 15 minutes, sir”

ESPN executive: “Great. Let’s schedule games every two hours.”

[James May @MrJamesMay]

This petrol/diesel discussion has been very illuminating; thanks to everyone who has joined in.

You dieselists are a defensive lot. Yes torque, yes mpg, yes energy density, blah blah blah. But you know, don’t you, deep in the deserted carport of your hearts, that when you reach for the black nozzle at the fuel pump, everyone around you looking on feels a pang of pity for you. And you feel one for yourself.

[Ryan @ryanstan123]

Chance the Rapper on NYE rn

[Illini Ministry of Propaganda @810illini]

THIS COUNTRY WAS BUILT ON CORN-FED LINEMEN AND RUNNING THE FUCKING BALL

[Ryan @ryanstan123]

@DonShift3 @BlackthornDF Honestly, I’ll take it