Ryan Toohil

Hokie. Web doofus. Getter of Things Done. Moderately cool.

Rocking since the age of 2.

@[email protected]

[Ryan Toohil @ryant]

Most tech companies: “Here, sit in this $5000 chair so you can be super productive. But wipe your ass with this 1 ply sandpaper.”

[Ryan Toohil @ryant]

@sepinwall Did you happen to catch this weeks Bob’s Burgers? I think it might be their best holiday episode.

[Ryan Toohil @ryant]

@thekeyplay Who’s the top rated OC in the portal?

[Ryan Toohil @ryant]

Can Elon buy Facebook next?

[Ryan Toohil @ryant]

@pbwinston I now wonder if this is at all a good thing or if our society will take too long to adapt to that reality.

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

Ready up for your objective, secret agents. Nintendo 64’s GoldenEye 007 is coming soon to Nintendo Switch for #NintendoSwitchOnline + Expansion Pack members, now with online play!

[Josh Suchon @Josh_Suchon]

Brandon Gold filmed this powerful video of teammate Wynton Bernard telling his mom on FaceTime that he was going to the majors for the first time ... then pitched six scoreless innings last night.

We discuss all the raw emotions on Isotopes On Deck, 6:45 pm MT on @610KNML.

[Ryan Toohil @ryant]

@kimlw Baby Goes to Eleven is a perfect little power pop gem.

[Ryan Toohil @ryant]

I hate everything.

[Ryan Toohil @ryant]

How Draymond has not been t’d is beyond me

[Ryan Toohil @ryant]

If I’m the NBA, I’m loving that I’ve got two officials trending during a finals game. That is quality.

[Ryan Toohil @ryant]

I don’t complain about refs.

This game.

Poorly officiated.

[gabe kapler @gabekapler]

We’re not the land of the free nor the home of the brave right now. https://t.co/XilHsz4s0W

[Ryan Toohil @ryant]

@bosmike7 2022 mlb debut?

[Ryan Toohil @ryant]

@juliedrummey Also you should do it. You’d train better and not be a dummy like me. But as much as my body hates me right now, oh man, coming down Boylston …

[Ryan Toohil @ryant]

@juliedrummey It was actually the @petersagal book “The Incomplete Book of Running” which got me ready to destroy my body. It’s really good.

https://t.co/axSZt9UwQL

[Ryan Toohil @ryant]

@juliedrummey And got emotional twice, seeing my family and coming down Boylston.

[Ryan Toohil @ryant]

@juliedrummey I had this itch that couldn’t be scratched, but never thought *I* could run 26.2 miles. Listened to a book about distance running, got a charity email the next day, and then had 7 weeks to train.

I sucked today, but finished. And I plan to be running as long as my knees let me.

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

JAYSON TATUM FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!

[Ryan Toohil @ryant]

Hey tweeters — I’m running Boston for a great charity. Read more here and maybe throw the charity some funds:

https://t.co/WtWdEHTUcz

[Ryan Toohil @ryant]

I haven’t seen Coda, but, gah, if the film is anything like the speech, I’ll probably lose it 3 or 4 times.