Witty

[Witty @ryanwhitlam]

Pick that bastard out. @GooleUnitedAFC

[PitchUpdates @PitchUpdates]

ABSOLUTELY DISTGUSTING FROM TREADDUR BAY
TOM TAYLOR SHOULD GET BANNED FOR LIFE
DISGRACE!!
@CPDPorthmadogFC

[Witty @ryanwhitlam]

@FRMFXtra @AchrafHakimi @LewFranks1 @JacksonYates19

[Goole United AFC @GooleUnitedAFC]

Pitch looking beautiful today. Kick off 14:00pm at Goole Town Cricket Club. Free match day programme available! Bar now open!

[Ste Hoare @stehoare]

Everything about that shootout was absolutely hilarious 😂

£70m striker Sesko on pen 10

Man United’s two forward saviours missing

Onana’s biscuit wrists

The manager sat in the fetal position in the dugout

Just glorious ❤️

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Onana penalty shoot out highlights

[Goole United AFC @GooleUnitedAFC]

HUMBER PREMIER LEAGUE

South Cave United Vs Goole United AFC

Kick off 2pm at South Hunsley

@HumberPremier champions vs @ERCountyLeague Premiership champions

[Witty @ryanwhitlam]

@ERCountyLeague @GooleUnitedAFC

[Goole United AFC @GooleUnitedAFC]

📢 Fixture Wanted
Goole United AFC First Team are looking to arrange an away friendly for this Saturday, 09/08/25, as our home pitch is currently unavailable.

If your club is interested, please get in touch.
Tag and share to help spread the word — thank you

[Goole United AFC @GooleUnitedAFC]

Goole United AFC 1st team then face West Yorkshire League champions Littletown FC kick off 12PM.

Lastly, Goole United Reserves then take on Littletown FC Reserves, kick off 2PM.

We are still looking for more player sponsorships aswell! Please get in touch if you are interested.

[Goole United AFC @GooleUnitedAFC]

TRAINING TONIGHT!

We continue our club training tonight.

ALL NEW PLAYERS WELCOME!

Our new third team is starting to come along nicely and still looking for more players that are interested in joining.

[Goole United AFC @GooleUnitedAFC]

DOUBLE HEADER

Howden AFC 1st Team Vs Goole United 1st Team
Kick Off 1PM
Snaith High School

Howden Reserves Vs Goole United Reserves
Kick Off 3PM
Snaith High School

Come down and watch some free local football.

[Goole United AFC @GooleUnitedAFC]

Season 24/25 completed 🏆 🏆

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

He did say he’d win in his second season. Congratulations!

[Goole United AFC @GooleUnitedAFC]

HE Dean Champions 24/25

[Goole United AFC @GooleUnitedAFC]

CUP FINALS DAY!!

2 finals on the same day, same ground, different times.

1st team kick off at 3pm

Academy team kick off at 12pm

Come on Goole United!

[Goole United AFC @GooleUnitedAFC]

𝐂𝐔𝐏 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐃𝐒

Tomorrow is a very big day for Goole United as a club. Both the 1st team & Academy team are in cup final action at the same ground!

[Benny’s World Cup Football Tips @BennyBoyTips]

Most annoying cunt in the world.

[Goole United AFC @GooleUnitedAFC]

Saturdays result.

Final league game of the 24/25 season.

We won the league and we went unbeaten!

[Goole United AFC @GooleUnitedAFC]

Last league game of the season.

Sculcoates Academy VS Goole United

St Mary’s College

14:00pm

23 out of 23 league games unbeaten with 1 more to go!

[Goole United AFC @GooleUnitedAFC]

East Riding County Premiership Champions!