Ryan Bach🧢

don’t bother reading through my tweets, you will never get back the 2 minutes you’ll waste.

[squeaky fromme the block @averpee]

A few decades ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Big Pussy. Now we have no Jobs, no Cash, and no Pussy.

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Your favorite artist has been practicing rituals in a satanic cult where they take babies from other countries & mutilate & kill them as a form of a blood sacrifice to their God. You see, when your master is satan, you must constantly shed blood. However, the JIG IS UP.

[Jake @VikingsFan26]

A hypothetical trade package that would send QB Joe Burrow to the Vikings for future HOF K Will Reichard.

- Bengals send Joe Burrow, a 26’ 1st, and 27’ 1st round pick
- Vikings send K Will Reichard

Would the Vikings hang up the phone or is this enough to get the deal done?

[NFL Drop @TheNFLDrop]

EXCLUSIVE: J.J. McCarthy attempted to pass the gravy to his cousin but was intercepted by his aunt.

[Ryan Bach🧢 @rybach_]

@pearlythingz I wouldn’t say that last name is gone quite yet.

[Ryan Bach🧢 @rybach_]

@BarstoolBigCat Big cat, some year Minnesota will have a natural disaster and the nfl will rig the games in our favor.

I’m a young man but still remember the saints going to the Super Bowl with bounty gate.

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

On January 20, the Trump White House will advise all U.S​. water systems to remove fluoride from public water. Fluoride is an industrial waste associated with arthritis, bone fractures, bone cancer, IQ loss, neurodevelopmental disorders, and thyroid disease. President ​@realDonaldTrump and First Lady @MELANIATRUMP want to Make America Healthy Again.​ @michaelpconnett

https://t.co/Q1wSXoiO5F

[Hodgetwins @hodgetwins]

New York democrats just raided this dudes home for having a pet squirrel that he rescued

They stole the man’s animal and killed it

🤬🤬🤬

[Le'Veon Bell @LeVeonBell]

they told me to ask if you wore that fit to diddy crib

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Donald Trump has been very clear that he would weaponize the Department of Justice against his political enemies. You know who does that?

Dictators do that.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Saint Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our defense against the wickedness and snares of the Devil. May God rebuke him, we humbly pray, and do thou, O Prince of the heavenly hosts, by the power of God, cast into hell Satan, and all the evil spirits, who prowl about the world seeking the ruin of souls. Amen.

[Ryan Bach🧢 @rybach_]

@KwikTrip Kwik trip is a convenience store not a gas station, delete this blasphemy.

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

“six way parlay. i want Biden step down on Sunday. i want Kamala at the convention. I want trump pennsylvania and arizona, kamala electoral, kamala popular. read it back to me”

[Billy 🏈 @Billyhottakes]

Beer was warm, walked to truck to buy ice, heavens opened up and started hailing hard, put truck undercover to prevent hail damage + couldn’t go to store. Realized the universe delivered ice straight to me. July 4th week miracle.
This is my version of the Chinese Farmer Proverb.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

That's it folks. Cancel the election. Let's settle this on the golf course. Winner takes all. The only way to do it.

[Ryan Bach🧢 @rybach_]

@nortonbach A full bottle of water works too

[Ryan Bach🧢 @rybach_]

Lol.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Having the support of the Kennedy family in this election means the world to me.

Together, we will defeat Donald Trump.

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

Legendary artist, orator, and military leader: the invasion of his homeland lost him the German dream

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

On Transgender Day of Visibility, we celebrate the joy, strength, and absolute courage of some of the bravest people I know.

Today, we show millions of transgender and nonbinary Americans that we see them, they belong, and they should be treated with dignity and respect.

[Rep. Mike Collins @RepMikeCollins]

Practicing to shoot dogs and surprised Americans while serving no knock warrants, no doubt!