ryan coleman

Aspiring aspirationalist.

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I did not know @Sethrogen was in Friday the 13th part 3. It’s a great one too!

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@elindseyhall Houses on your route hear you coming?

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@elindseyhall I crunch once they get down pretty small.

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@daveanthony now 2021 feels complete

[ryan coleman @rycomoleman]

Sure Canada has free healthcare for all. Big deal. I’ll take my books on how to treat illnesses yourself for 6 dollars less here in America thank you very much.

[ryan coleman @rycomoleman]

#satanshoes

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

if u want the 666th pair of the satan shoes quote this tweet and use #satanshoes to be entered and I’ll pick someone by thursday 🏹❤️

[ryan coleman @rycomoleman]

@alexgt @Steven_Hyden I fucking love Mookie Wilson. Always have, always will.

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Something that makes me feel both nauseated and creeped out is picturing Don Trump Jr. trimming his neck/ jawline.

[Frank Luntz @FrankLuntz]

Americans may disagree on a lot these days, but we can all agree that this is awesome.

[ryan coleman @rycomoleman]

@lucaviftw God that made me laugh

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@reynoldsgareth

[Jon Ossoff @ossoff]

Your daily reminder that David Perdue fought against stimulus checks for the entire pandemic.

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New Justin Kurzel movie about terrifying Australian criminal Ned Kelly looks awesome! @daveanthony @reynoldsgareth @thedollop @DollopOut

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@TeamTrump @realDonaldTrump There’s another number (much higher) that was made possible thanks to you.

[ryan coleman @rycomoleman]

I said “GOTDAMN!”

[Governor Larry Hogan @GovLarryHogan]

If you had done your job, America's governors wouldn't have been forced to fend for themselves to find tests in the middle of a pandemic, as we successfully did in Maryland.

Stop golfing and concede.

[ryan coleman @rycomoleman]

@realDonaldTrump If only true for the words in this tweet.

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@realDonaldTrump Let’s clarify that it’s sitting on the toilet.

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@pattonoswalt Her one note should have been “whatever you do, DO NOT smile.”

[ryan coleman @rycomoleman]

“I know more about wind than you do. It kills all the birds.” Best fart joke in any debate ever.