Hey Joe R

Dad, writer, editor, music fan, sports fan, dork

[Hey Joe R @rydley]

@traaang My question is why these site bots gotta be such dicks with their draft or weekly recaps?! It’s never like “you’ll get em next time, tiger” but effectively “you’re clearly the dumbest POS who ever managed a fantasy team.” Fuck that noise, bot asshole!

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@PaulCharchian Your point being what? That she made the whole thing up?

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@WHENESOTA Or “reins” but whatever.

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@CheyCab What a marvelous play on words! 🤣

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@mostlyminnesota You’re kidding, right?

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@lady_valor_07 When listening I would often replace the lyrics with “it sure sounds shitty, this rock and roll”

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@DenTalksBall Yeah great let’s support the guy who thinks it’s OK to beat women.

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@Hypocycloid13 Ours was Perkins. A local breakfast-all-day chain.

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@mostlyminnesota Can’t wait to hear what happens when Khadim Diaw one day gets the call-up to the bigs!

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@nomodeath Can confirm.

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@KSTP We used the U of M lots Saturday and it was smooth as silk.

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@Brandon_Warne @StPaulSaints I think I bought a used Pinto from him at a dealership on South Robert St back in the ‘70s.

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@AaronGleeman @GleemanAndGeek Or to avoid upsetting that precious team chemistry, which has obviously been such a critical part of their amazing record thus far.

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@DanHayesMLB @TwinCitiesShow @TheDoof13 @ZPathletic Pants-optional nights for players and fans.

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#MNTwins to call up 36-year-old journeyman Stony Brickhands to replace Buxton after signing him to a two-year extension from the Alaska baseball league’s Nome Gnomes, for whom he generated a .191/.200/.200 slash line across eight seasons.

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@Super70sSports Plus he always had half a pack of lung darts in his coat if you were hard up for a smoke.

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@AaronGleeman Countdown to the Twins adding him to the Saints roster for OF depth after he clears waivers! 🤣

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@DexsTweets @PhilMackey @jzulgad He’s gotta have some takes on the backup QB situation.

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@PaulCharchian I think that’s illegal in most places except certain parts of Nevada. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@RonFilipkowski I still expect them to try to gaslight us and say that the war on Iran was started by Biden.